Ham

Ugly, extremely ugly.

You mess with her? Gross cuhhs that bitch is hammered . " OR " Dont talk to me, you're ham

by kayja December 29, 2010

Ham

A word used to describe someone who does things or behaves in a way that is embarassing, nerdy or wimpy.

Brian was such a ham when he tryed to ask that woman for her phoner number. Being alone on a saturday night is just pure ham life. Look at that guy dancing, such a ham. He totally Hammed out tonight when we made plans to go out partying. I can't believe you hammed out on paying the bill at the restauraunt.

by Ree the G September 2, 2010

Ham

Short for ham sandwich this is a person who will do anything for pussy

Hes such a ham. Paid for her uber to his house and back to her house.

by Gainz4you April 10, 2020

Ham

Ham is a beautiful, cute, sexy, gorgeous, hot girl. Just a good looking girl. It's as simple as that!

Hey Frank!!! Check out that Ham over there!
Hey!! That's my Ham!

That's some Ham right there!
I'd like a piece of that Ham ;)
That was some good Ham :p

by TheHamMan November 1, 2013

Ham

mainly used as a threat.

dont make me throw ham.

by Chrissay October 17, 2004

Ham

To flaunt money with Hamilton's face on it!

I'm so rich I might have to go ham on these fools!

by Tluvly December 24, 2008

Ham

Ham, is short for Mayhem

1. Law. the crime of willfully inflicting a bodily injury on another so as to make the victim less capable of self-defense or, under modern statutes, so as to cripple or mutilate the victim.

2. random or deliberate violence or damage.

3. a state of rowdy disorder: Antagonisms between the various factions at the meeting finally boiled over, and mayhem ensued.

4. To Really do someone or something very bad, or very good

everybody in the club is going Ham

the FEDS went Ham on Michael Vick

Don't Make me go Ham on your candy ass

by jlh551 September 9, 2009