by kayja December 29, 2010
A word used to describe someone who does things or behaves in a way that is embarassing, nerdy or wimpy.
Brian was such a ham when he tryed to ask that woman for her phoner number. Being alone on a saturday night is just pure ham life. Look at that guy dancing, such a ham. He totally Hammed out tonight when we made plans to go out partying. I can't believe you hammed out on paying the bill at the restauraunt.
by Ree the G August 31, 2010
by Gainz4you April 11, 2020
Ham is a beautiful, cute, sexy, gorgeous, hot girl. Just a good looking girl. It's as simple as that!
Hey Frank!!! Check out that Ham over there!
Hey!! That's my Ham!
That's some Ham right there!
I'd like a piece of that Ham ;)
That was some good Ham :p
Hey!! That's my Ham!
That's some Ham right there!
I'd like a piece of that Ham ;)
That was some good Ham :p
by TheHamMan November 02, 2013
by Tluvly December 24, 2008
Ham, is short for Mayhem
1. Law. the crime of willfully inflicting a bodily injury on another so as to make the victim less capable of self-defense or, under modern statutes, so as to cripple or mutilate the victim.
2. random or deliberate violence or damage.
3. a state of rowdy disorder: Antagonisms between the various factions at the meeting finally boiled over, and mayhem ensued.
4. To Really do someone or something very bad, or very good
1. Law. the crime of willfully inflicting a bodily injury on another so as to make the victim less capable of self-defense or, under modern statutes, so as to cripple or mutilate the victim.
2. random or deliberate violence or damage.
3. a state of rowdy disorder: Antagonisms between the various factions at the meeting finally boiled over, and mayhem ensued.
4. To Really do someone or something very bad, or very good
everybody in the club is going Ham
the FEDS went Ham on Michael Vick
Don't Make me go Ham on your candy ass
the FEDS went Ham on Michael Vick
Don't Make me go Ham on your candy ass
by jlh551 September 09, 2009