Haosexual 

a gloating, preening donkey with a taste for fashion, striped shirts, and sucking out with girlfriends named vinhessa.

typically found hanging around christopher street and the east side of manhattan, a haosexual is also known under a number of different monkers: uber donkey, hao quach, hee hao, homohao, haocakes, and of course, vinhessa's bitch.

Haosexual by phillycakes December 15, 2008

holosexual 

A person who likes Simplynailogical and is obsessed over holographic nail polish, sparkly rainbow stuff and etc.

I have a whole collection of holographic nail polishes, i am a proud holosexual.

holosexual by phansexual_unicorn December 10, 2016

Holosexual 

When you like Cristine too much

" Holo is life "
" I'm Holosexual lol "

Holosexual by Howdeepisyourholo November 9, 2017

Holosexual 

When you see Holographic things you have the urge to take it or you could feel I love with Holographic things and you have many Holographic things

Jacob:GIMME THAT HOLO BAG
Garret:why?
Jacob:CAUSE IM A HOLOSEXUAL....I NEED THE HOLO

Holosexual by Kya Chan August 19, 2018

Holosexual 

Someone is in love with holographic things or you just stan Cristine the Holo Queen

Person1: Holo my name is Cristine
Person2: I'm a Holosexual
Person1: Me too!

Holosexual by Imhisgirlfriend#1 June 11, 2019

holosexual 

A holosexual is someone who is attracted to holographic objects.

"My sister is so attracted to anything holographic, she's definitely a holosexual"

holosexual by Saltyytats 🔪 September 15, 2019

holosexual 

holosexual is a sexual orientation. a holosexual is atracted to holographic objects curently called holo. this sexual orientation was discovered by Cristine the youtuber Simplynailogical who used to do nail art and now does the best videos ever.

i am a holosexual

i am sexually atracted to holo therefore i am a holosexual

holosexual by anonymous holosexual November 3, 2019