Hallmark Hall of Fame

The only possible destination for Major League Baseball steroid cheaters.

If Barry Bonds becomes an actor he might make the Hallmark Hall of Fame.

by tirtle January 31, 2017

Hallmark Pretty

A blonde woman who looks pretty, like the girl you know from high school, but is not as pretty as Hallmark wants you to think she is. Alternate, she isn't pretty enough to get that prince or hot farm hand.

That girl definitely isn't ugly, but she's not hot either. She's Hallmark Pretty.

by Poopfacezoe2020 November 20, 2020

Hallmark Whore

An obsessive observer of Hallmark Holidays;
One who is Whorish through Holiday Celebrations

She is such a Hallmark Whore, always slutting about come The Holiday Season

by Xtasys151 March 5, 2021

Hallmark channel

The network for third rate actors,cheesy films,and hot cocoa,even in July.

Was clicking through the stations and accidentally stopped on the hallmark channel....... did you know they are showing christmas specials right now!??? it's August 5th......

by Black hole 1982 July 23, 2022

Watch Hallmark and chill

To “watch Netflix and chill” except with an old grandma

I’d love to watch Hallmark and chill with Betty White!

Geez bro she is ancient, she’d be dry as the Sahara desert

by Maiguoren Gary October 27, 2017

Hallmark moment

An act so improbable it looks staged. Like on a greeting card.
Hallmark moment peanut butter staged

"I thought he couldn't stand her. Now they're standing close and sharing his peanut butter."

"Yeah. They're having a Hallmark moment."
Hallmark moment peanut butter staged

by Yasmeen10 July 4, 2012

gwendolyn jean hallmark

an amazing, funny, kind, adorable, caring, and sexy (hehe) person. gwen can light up everyone’s world with just a single smile, she’s very special and if you have a girl like her in your life you should treasure her forever.

she’s a very intelligent person, and has eyes that sparkle whenever she smiles. she’s truly a beautiful person, inside and out.

wow! gwendolyn jean hallmark is so adorable

by chyperyoongs June 15, 2018