hairpes

a made-up disease of the hair (from: herpes); hair is messed up

When she woke up she looked like her hair had hairpes.

by Jklkl December 13, 2005

Hairier than ya mommas ass

A nigga caught up in hard times.

Damn I'm hungry than a M.F. up out here, ain't had a hair cut in bout 8 and 1/2 months. Got a nigga feeling hairier than ya mommas ass.

by SUMUDEEZNGZLKJSTLKEU September 1, 2016

Hairies

Your two hairy balls. Your boys. Your fuzzy coin purse. The curlies.

Did you have a chance to see Big Eck's Big Hairies?

Man, my hairies fuckin stink today! Someone hand me the ball bucket - I need to dunk these boys!

Let me see those hairies. I want to see what kind of man you are.

by Shit heart May 28, 2021

hairtie syndrome

adj. When the vagina of a promiscuous individual has become extremely loose, therefore resembling an old hairtie.

n. Any somewhat loose coochie.

"She such a ho she probably gon' have hairtie syndrome fo' she 20."

"Nic and I have been doing it so much I'm afraid I'm getting hairtie syndrome already."

by Radishimoe July 1, 2008

Ingrown Hairpes

A condition of multiple red bumps around the pubic area that could be mistaken for herpes, resulting from ingrown hairs. These ingrown hairs were most likely caused by a fresh, baby's bottom smooth shave job after several days if not weeks of non-shaving.

Jack: Dude I think i caught the herps.
Dan: Did you shave your junk recently?
Jack: Yeah yesterday for that party.
Dan: Then its probably just Ingrown Hairpes, your fine.

by captnporkchop September 14, 2011

Harpie

Native of Harpenden

I was severley cut up by a Harpie in a Range Rover, this morning.

by Realistic of Harpenden September 30, 2011

hair pie

Common slang used by many, referring to the female organ, the Vagina, or as I like the call it, the Pussy. Also it is usually hairy.

"Oh my god I got like, three hair pies last night dude!"

by John Stucko March 31, 2003