Joe Hahn

DJ for Linkin Park, Joe also "directs" the band's music videos and some short films, in 2006 Joe suffered from a nervous breakdown which locked Joe Hahn's creative mind in place while he was brainstorming a slow motion shot for Chester Bennington in the video for "What I've Done"

Subsequently, every single Linkin Park video released after this incident has featured Chester Bennington in slow motion, and after therapy; Rob Bourdon rotating.

It is rumoured that this information is actually incorrect and the DJ was replaced by a son of Kim Jong Il as product placement detailed in Linkin Park's A Thousand Suns contract, there also theories which believe Joe Hahn is just a douche.

Subject 1: "Hey have you seen that new music video?"
Subject 2: "Nah, I heard they totally Joe Hahned it."

by Lucas Mcnucas November 13, 2012

Hahn Air Base, Germany

An American Airforce Base in Hahn, Germany

She's an airforce brat because she was born at Hahn Air Base, Germany.

by ChaoticallyJo March 5, 2009

Hahn Sauger

German word for Cock Sucker

"Mike Smiechowski is a Hahn Sauger!"
"Look at that Hahn Sauger!"

by King Will November 24, 2007

Hahned

Being totally duped, squashed, killed, owned, destroyed, mutilated, humiliated, embarrassed, obliviated, and excommunicated every time you play a video game against another person. In other words you suck ass.

"I got Hahned the other day..."
"Damn, you suck...you should kill yourself"

by Nateface February 29, 2008

Mason Hahn

A kid who cries when he gets hit in ball tag

And is a bit chub chub ngl

Mason Hahn was the last one it In ball tag and bawled like a baby

by Hairypeenkid69 December 9, 2019

father hahn

a man who cares too much, yet cares too little. also loves chemistry and hates sarah. kale’s probably his favorite. also likes running.

who loves chemistry the most? definitely father hahn

by kaleidoscope_ November 24, 2021

Felix Hahn

Felix Hahn is a very special type of guy. He likes to play fortnite on his freetime. He aolso likes to watch tiktok. Last of all: he has a very small peepee

Oh.... Felix Hahn: you are so cracked at fortnite my guy!

by lolman1234567890 March 22, 2021