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Hagenitals

The politically correct version of happiness according to GradeAUnderA.
As you need to say penis to say happiness, which is apparently too restricted to males, we now have to say it as "hagenitals".
"...And if we do that, the world will truly know hagenitals."
by Thank you, very cool January 7, 2019
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Haggett Household

noun
Definition - The household of legends, typically consisting of an angry lesbian mom, a manlet dad who loves cheeseburgers, an autistic kid who loves bed, and a somewhat normal kid, but grew out an ugly greasy mullet.
Sentence example: Oh lord that looks like a Haggett Household if I've ever seen one.
by coralmackeyhagget October 18, 2019
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Hagen

Hagen is a short guy who has brown hair and is so sweet! He may be full of himself at times but he has a soft sport inside. He has lots of friends and is nice to people even when he does not like them. He has lots of girl friends but does not care if people make fun of him for having girl friends because friends are friends. He is not normally on his phone but when he is he is always texting a friend or his parents other then that he is not on his phone. If you all ever find yourself a Hagen keep him cause Hagen’s are pretty rare.
Dang I wish I had a hagen! I would never let him leave me because it’s like a once in a lifetime opportunity!
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hagerd

Means when something is sketchy or ghetto or nasty.
Dude thats so hagerd.
by the nutmeg hottie May 15, 2006
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haggered

another word for hungover, fucked up, drunk, etc. usually pertains to one's mood and face.
fuck...i'm so haggered right now
by Gabrious Maximus February 26, 2009
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Tim Haggerty

See that stud over there with the six-pack; he's a real Tim Haggerty.
by word9 August 21, 2008
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hagu

1.) n. A slang term for fecal matter
2.) v. The action of laying fecal matter
3.) A noun, adjective, or interjection, mainly to express one's disgust
4.) n. Any material of less importance, ie, useless junk
1.) Watch where you're walking! You dont want to step in that hagu, man.

2.) Hold up, we'll head to the party right after I hagu real quick.

3a.) You stupid hagu!
3b.) This hagu neighbor keeps looking into my bathroom window.
3c.) HAGU! I missed the game.

4.) I threw out all that hagu in the attic during spring cleaning.
by haguhagumia June 28, 2006
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