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Hagerstown 

A piece of west Baltimore that’s in the middle of rural Appalachia for some reason
Hagerstown is a town that exists, for some reason
Hagerstown by Wittyusernamehaha October 27, 2021
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coal hauler 

A white chick that dates only a nigger and completely supports him financially, pays his rent, drives him everywhere, does his laundry, pays for his drugs, all because the nigger is to lazy to make his own way in this World.
Man, Heather is a fuckin' coal hauler and she does everything for Kelvin, that big, fat, lazy assed nigger!!
coal hauler by herolin December 28, 2005

Hagersville 

The best town in ontario, canada. Known for the worst sports teams in Haldimand-Norfolk. Also the people of Hagersville are known for there amazing talent in drinking games and good looks.
WOW, Dale's really good at beer pong; yeah he's from Hagersville
Hagersville by Hawks26 March 17, 2011

Haitian Hauler

A busted up, pre-2000 Japanese sedan, usually with dents and scuffs from multiple low speed parking lot collisions in which air bags did not deploy. Generally maroon or granny gray in color, with air-pocket effect rear window tint. Haitian haulers are distinct from other old Japanese ghettomobiles because of their optional rear view mirrors and taillights hanging by their power cords.
That Haitian hauler just scuffed up my car going 2 miles per hour. How did he not see me.

tard hauler 

The little yellow bus that transports window lickers to and from happy camp.
"Hurry up and get Gilberts helmet and drool bib on, the tard hauler is here!"
tard hauler by sex panther September 23, 2005

Hagerstown 

A rather odd mix of cultures in a town that should never be together. A town overrun with trailer trash and rednecks, mostly transplants from WV, as well as pimps and gangstas, mostly from Chambersburg, DC, and Frederick, not to mention a few rich business-types from the city.

Anyone who goes to Hagerstown Harvard (Hagerstown Community College) and finished out there is doomed to live in the sad mediocrity of that town. The reason for the overall populace being so idiotic is that all the smart citizens got out while they could.

However, there are a certain few in the town that like to stir things up a bit with water-balloons, muscle cars, blow-up dolls, or whatever they have. What else is there to do in a hick-town like that but make trouble. But please get me the hell out of there!
HCC Slogan: Hagerstown Community College. Stay close, go far.

Me: The fact that the Community College's slogan contradicts itself pretty much sums up what you can expect here... idiots.
Hagerstown by El Horno November 11, 2008