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crap-haggler

Any person, not necessarily homeless, that will haggle bargain with you for your feces (chocolate gumdrops).
Someone that will approach you seemingly out of nowhere, after having shadowed you, analyzing in secret the remnants of your stanking poo, perhaps left behind in public restrooms.
They will attempt to get you to lower your standard fee - don't! Rob them blind with your penchant for poo pricing!
Jeremiah, once a stand up guy, fell victim to the thrifty prowess of the notorious East End crap-haggler Humberto "two turd" Rodriguez.
by Paco Sánchez November 22, 2006
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andy harglesis

an internet famous online user who started as a troll/spammer under the name "13andincrediblycut" on youtube; made his mark on bodybuilding videos as an annoying kid who always brags about his "lifts" and how much he could lift. also known by other troll names online, and has a knack for getting anyone's attention online.
"andy harglesis is a stupid spammer and troll"

"andy harglesis always trolls bodybuilding/powerlifting videos"

"andy harglesis is related to steroidsr4losers group"
by wilkosstevesucksss111 August 26, 2013
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hoggle

Frank used to hoggle at the computer every day, until his wife caught him.
by Evil Ed the Lesser August 23, 2011
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hangleftover

That leftover feeling after a hangover where you feel fine but you don't feel like doing anything all day
Bro: "good party last night, wanna go grab something to eat?"

Bro2: "naw man, I've got a hangleftover right now"

Bro1: "wtf don't gimme dat mang get off your lazy ass"

Bro2: "aint happening"
by floppingfish August 31, 2011
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Higglet

An awesome army of people from all of the world, gay people, straight people, black people, white people, yellow people, attack helicopters, fat people but never americans, they suck dick. Higglets will sacrifice themselves if they get the chance and a great enough threat is there. Higglets work together in the communist country of atlantis. Higglets are in a long lasting war with nigglets.
DAMN THAT HIGGLET JUST SAVED HIS ENTIRE RACE FROM A METEOR SENT BY THE NIGGLETS.
by BIG HIGGA February 3, 2018
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mr. Higglesworth

That asshole teacher who always fails you because he has a fetish for giving people Fs. He often has a high-pitched voice that makes your ears bleed, and uses that voice to insult you to no end and speak in sentences longer than required. Favorite words include gay, fagola, ass-signment, and F.
Mr. Higglesworth: Well, Fagola, it appears you go approximately zero wrong on your ass-sighnment. Therefore, your score is exactly F out of 12, you failed!
by Foab August 14, 2014
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C higgle bitties

A straight fucking o.g man he's as thug as they come. If u need a bitch on your dick call this man he always knows where to find them. When you are around him he is always texting at least 5 bitties at once. All u gotta do is say "where da bitches at"... HE KNOWS. The only down side to this character is he gets drunk off of 1 beer literally.

EXCELLENT DANCER, he knows everything the stanky leg , the jerk everything
Very charming he is very suave.
-Where da bitches at?
- Idk ask c higgle bitties
by mafffffy February 17, 2010
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