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HADES is the fourth studio album by singer-songwriter Melanie Martinez, released on March 27, 2026
“Have you listened to the new Melanie Martinez album Hades?”
HADES by c1rcl3 June 20, 2026

hades billetdoux 

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A kind man who tries his best and does what he can his favorite color is purple and loves rock to its fullest extent
Hades billetdoux loves to play

Hades Johnson 

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A person who affiliates with Eugene and performs CBT on KC royals Report daily under a bed
Log: bro stop performing CBT under my bed!

Jules: sorry

Log: what a hades Johnson!
Hades Johnson by Buffsky March 18, 2021

Hades Handshake 

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Sexual act wherein one lover squeezes the base of their partner's penis until the organ is a swollen bluish purple. The pleasure received from the act is not physical, but a mutual feeling of trust and harmony between partners.

This act was named after the Greek God of the Underworld, Hades, because of the corpse-like appearance of the penis during the procedure.

(hay-deez hand-shayk)
Oh Dolores, Jonathan and I bonded over a Hades Handshake last night. You and Verner should definitely try it. It saved my marriage.
Hades Handshake by Hades Helpers August 10, 2012

Hades lady

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A girl who probably came from hell.
Guy: She was my girlfriend. Turned out, just a Hades lady.

Girl: I promise I'll be better to you than she was.
Hades lady by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

Hades Hook 

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When you're all out of lube, but you've got a cheeky bottle of Tabasco by the bed. So you Tabasco lube up and give her the ol' hook around.
"Ah mate, that Porshia girl was mental last night. She let me give her the old Hades Hook"
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