rectal haberdashery

Complex term used to describe an asshat, typically so the asshat standing in front of you doesn't understand what you said.

You: Hey, look at that fine example of rectal haberdashery holding up the line.
Asshat: Rectal what? Was that a compliment?

by rm_you November 3, 2005

habert

Habert is a great companion and usually loves puzzles. He loves to hide from people.

Habert is a great companion.

by Habert January 7, 2018

habesha women

amazing. smart. loving. loyal. beautiful. magnificent women.

i love habesha women.

by novapooks May 23, 2022

Ich habe keine Beine

A term used to discombobulate the recipient whether or not they type it into google translate.

person1: What is the time
person2: Ich habe keine Beine

person1: huh?
person2: Du musst hat viele Beine und sehr klein Mittbeine

by ihnen March 1, 2020

Halter Top Day

A term coined by Bill Simmons of ESPN in reference to the day when the weather finally becomes warm enough in a notoriously cold part of the country (i.e. the Northeast) that convertible tops can go down and girls can wear miniskirts and halter tops outdoors. Usually occurs in April.

Halter Top Day is the light at the end of winter's long, dark tunnel.

by TheMick23 April 4, 2011

habbeda

A word to say when you don't want to answer or don't know the answer to a question being asked.

Person: What is the capital of New Zealand?
You: habbeda.

Police officer: Why did you steal that car?
You: Habbeda, habbeda, habbedaaaa!

by Ole-Henrik Markussen January 14, 2008

Haberday

"Happy Birthday!"
A slang way of saying "Happy Birthday"
A word originated from the Philippines. (Since there's no definition yet.)

Eg. 1 :

Ei! Bro! I'm greeting you in advance, "Haberday!" Stay Cool!

Eg. 2 :

Guy 1 : Hey! Isn't it November 1 today?
Guy 2 : Hella Yeh? y?
Guy 1 : Hey! It's my fooking bday!
Guy 2 : u sure?... kl! Haberday dude! Let's Partey!

by theblob.jp May 26, 2009