Habitual Dick Jacker

A man who jacks his dick habitually.....

I haven’t had sex in a week... I feel like I’m a habitual dick Jacker.

by ***bacon*** June 7, 2018

Habitual false confirmation bias

The tendency for an individual to wrongly come to a conclusion, largely due to that individuals obsession with a specific item or idea.

Danny states "Product X is only available on Apple IPhones, therefore Iphones are better." When in reality, Danny has an unhealthy obsession with Apple products and is rejecting the obvious signs that androids are better products. Danny is committing habitual false confirmation bias.

by I'mBetterThanYou2 December 1, 2023

Habitual Liar

someone who often lies because they are incapable of admitting to the truth

she is a habitual liar

by bebetter27 May 19, 2024

habitual stupidity

Having the physical capicity to learn and grow but opting for ignorance or stupidity.

Stupidity born of a habit of incuriosity and hostility towards the application of mental resources by others or the requiment of the aplication of their own

A person who are hostile to thinking or learning as a matters of principle, politics and personal disposition

They have the potential to do better, they could do it but their arrogance and habitual stupidity gets in the way

by Redcorerobot February 11, 2025

the habitual shadow farter

This is a form of antisocial behavior and can be generally characterized as a lack of adherence to the social standards that allow members of a group to temporarily mingle close knit peaceably. Individuals with the habitual shadow farting disorders are responsible for about 75% of all the ventriloquized farts committed, though they make up only about five percent of the population. Most of those with the habitual shadow farter disorder are male. Of the females that account for a smaller portion, most are not stinky. This individual often is in a state of denial , cutting the cheese and repositioning his or her self away from the point of passing it, and often blaming another member of the group for his or hers transgressions.

Stay tuned for Dr. Phil, and the habitual shadow farter interview.

by jeffbo May 25, 2009

habitualize

The process of making something a habit.

I am trying to habitualize going to the gym every morning.

by Glightnin7 April 8, 2010

Habitually Offended

An individual so desperate for attention that they actively seek out anything they may possibly take offense and claim outrage to, caring nothing for the potential consequences of their actions so long as they gain the attention they feel they deserve for their invented slights and hardship.

Will is so habitually offended that he started trolling internet TV shows just to get his fix.

by T1R3D January 30, 2019