Hákon

A very hot and sexy man. The name Hákon is often associated with MS fuckboys.

1 am

Girl: ......
Hákon: u up?💦

by Gamligaur December 4, 2019

harkonen

Taken from the selective breeding induced appearence of the 'Harkonen' race in Frank Herbert's "Dune", the word Harkonen refers to anyone with ginger hair.

Oh yeah, he's a nice enough guy, but I can't trust him. He's a Harkonen.

by DcTurner October 26, 2003

Haaron

A dominaning force which penetrates the most formidable opponents.

The Haaron pounded me.

by Naarski December 23, 2018

Håkon

Håkon is a norwegian name. If your name is håkon you probably have the biggest dick of your friend group, and probably goes around and says it to everyone. You're very handsome and kind, you have all the hot girls hanging around you 24/7 because of your good humor and big vibes.

Girl: let's go to håkon, he has such a good vibe
Other girl: yes i love spending time with him

Girl: ive heard he has the biggest dick!

by Karoline.ig November 11, 2020

håkon cuntmo

A big nigger faggot. Usually found on the streets giving blowies for a buck.

You are such a Håkon Cuntmo!

by nigger420 69 January 13, 2017

Haikon's Disease

A rare and debilitating allergy of the internet.

"So, I showed my aunt 4chan last night. She won't use the computer anymore... I think she contracted Haikon's Disease."

by 4thirty5 June 16, 2008

Haakon123Br

HaakonBr is a fucking dumb bitch. He masturbates his little 2 inch penis to midget gay porn and child porn. His Snapchat is OogaBooga. Please add him and cheer him up for his miserable life. If you don’t want to cheer him up please put him down. And btw he is totally not homosexual.

-Haakon123Br is homosexual and likes vinegaroil.

by Haakon cancer123 October 25, 2019