wholesale haggard

When a girl has so much ugliness only costco wholesale could supply the amount

"You're not feelin' that girl?"

..."No way man, she's wholesale haggard"

by Biggerhurt38 August 30, 2004

Mike Haggar

The mayor of Metro City, an embodiment of all things manly, and one badass motherfucker. He is a very nice and humble human being, but once you get on his bad side, he will fuck you up with a length of metal pipe and piledrive you onto the curb. You simply don't fuck with the mayor.

Mike Haggar is so manly that he sleeps on his own pipe.

Whenever Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, He checks his closet for Haggar.

Haggar can break a car with his own bare fists, without even cutting himself open.

Haggar piledrives sharks every day.

by AngelMekk February 28, 2020

Shopping for Haggars with LBJ

Performing an intimate act while wearing roomy pants.

"I came home from work, threw on some sweatpants, and the next thing you know, she and I were Shopping for Haggars with LBJ."

by wowie2010 April 13, 2010

Haggard

Fucked Up, Messed Up, Wrecked, Generaly Totaled, Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition (FUBAR), Sketchy, Shit

Usualy Used By Moshers Since The Release Of The Bam Margera Film Of The Same Name

Mosher One: What Do You Think Of That Car
Mosher Two: That Is F**King Haggard

by 2912Clover January 7, 2006

haggard

to be ugly, gross.
newer connotation, is not usually used in the sense of the dictionary definition -- more of a common insult

that girl is so haggard, look at those buck teeth!

by mlk316 October 30, 2007

hangartner

Term originating in South Louisiana that involves slapping a girl in the face with your penis. While extremely similar to mushroom stamping, the "hangartner" requires one to cum in the girl's hair immediately after slapping her in the face

Dude! Did you see that chick with the crunchy hair and red marks on her face? She must have just been hangartnered!

by Resilient22 August 18, 2009

out of control like Sammy Hagar

incredibly drunk; unable to participate in normal society

"Yeah, Nate was okay for awhile, but then he got into the Southern Comfort and he was all out of control like Sammy Hagar and then there was no talking to him."

by IamhereandhereIam September 15, 2009