Humans 

A virus that has an incubation period of roughly 200,000 Earth years. When symptoms first appear, the patient's health rapidly deteriorates. There has only been one confirmed patient of this disease but the victim's little cousin, Moon, showed signs of the infection a couple of decades ago.

Humans are highly infectious and has a yet known mortality rate due to low patient numbers. However judging by the sole victim's health condition, it is soon to be 100%.

Humans by SecretIdentity_ April 12, 2020

Humans 

Assholes

Humans are assholes

Humans by @Qhaslanded September 12, 2017

humans 

Almost everyone else who sent in a definition forgot to specify that only SOME humans are idiots. Others actually try to make the world a better place.

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humans by ............................... April 15, 2006

Humans 

Most intelligent species on Earth, capable of building machines and going into freaking space.

Dude 1: Humans are crap their destroying the world
Dude 2: yeah and they made the internet, wtf are you doing here using it?

Humanity is superior

Humans by Lukaki October 14, 2011

Humans 

A bunch of dumbasses who kill each other and waste shit. They are also very sexual and enjoy getting drunk

Most humans are bad, but. The ones like trump are the worst

Humans by Furious Destroyer April 11, 2017

Humans 

Humans are actually technologically advanced teletubbies from the future, brought here by time travelers. We have lost the antennas on our heads due to the development of the DVD and television OUTSIDE of our body. We have also gained higher intelligence, deeper voices and better speech quality through Rosetta-Stone, brought to the teletubbies time by Marty McFly. Teletubbies come from a place latter known as teletubbyland. Teletubbyland land is a very green, lush, and thriving country, currently known as Afghanistan.

Marty McFly: Hey Tubby, I'm your distant relative, I'm one of the humans!

Teletubby: Uh, Gah-durrr, Tubby custard!

Doc Brown: Do you wanna light this teletubby on fire?

McFly: Yes. *Pours gasoline on teletubby*

Teletubby: Ooooooh, it feels tinglay!

BOOOOOF!

Humans by LuigiXmission.420 September 21, 2010

Humans 

A gourmet dish served to only the highest royalty and the ones skilled enough to steal some

King Louis (Don't ask which one): MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Joe mama: humans

Humans by LVtheFirst September 30, 2021