mexican hotpocket

When a male takes a shit in a females vagina and then has sex with her.

"So i ate Taco Bell the other night and went home to have sex with my girlfriend. While we were having sex i had to take a dump so bad i gave her a mexican hotpocket.

by A. Regar June 26, 2008

hotplate

When someone puts saran wrap over his face and has someone else take a shit on it. Usually done as part of fucking

-or-

a small unit with a heating element used for cooking food.

If you dont shut the fuck up Im gonna give you a hotplate

by Techno Destructo December 28, 2003

alabama hotpocket

shitting in a girls pussy and using it as lube

Yea me and jessica got it on with an Alabama hotpocket.

by dildo machine June 21, 2006

Hotpick

When you make a selection: betting on sports, seeing a hot girl, eat good food that is good and financially or personally rewarding.

Choose the New Orleans saints over Oakland Raiders is a hotpick!

by playboyvpb October 18, 2009

Cincinati Hotpocket

when you take a major shit in a pillowcase at a hotel and leave it as a surprise for further guests. Or when you take a major shit in a pillow case and beat the hell out of random people walking down the street.

chase makes a Cincinati Hotpocket and beats the hell out of noah with it.

by theCODfather12345679098654321 November 29, 2010

hotplate

When one of two sexual partners defecates on the bottom partner's chest or stomach and then proceeds to have intercourse with them. Works with any position relative to the missionary. (see glass-bottom boat for the inclusion of saran wrap and partner's mouth.)

The smell of my fresh hotplate wafted up into my face as i fucked her gently.

by ena May 22, 2004

hillyard hotpocket

When you use a hotpocket as a condom during sexual intercourse, and immediately following climax you eat that thang.

So I met this slut at the special K, and I was out of rubbers so I gave her a hillyard hotpocket.

by T69broken June 15, 2014