horked

fouled, screwed, fucked, trashed. After Ren Höek, the neurotic chihuahua from the animated Ren and Stimpy Show.

Said of a hairball outside of a cat.

I can't ping the server, the router is all horked up.

Spot finally horked up that hairball.

by Hal Mounce September 28, 2007

hork

v. horked, horking, horker, horkage
1. To consume rapidly
2. To take in excess
(also spelled "horck")

I just horked down a pound of cheddar cheese, and now I'm going to vomit.

by arghizella August 13, 2004

horking

Large and ominous.

He found a big, horking bug on his dashhoard.

by C.D. Shotwell August 09, 2003

hork

a sexual manuever involving two males and one female. The female situates herself between the two males on her hands and knees. Takes one male in the mouth, the other in either the ass or pussy. At some surprise moment the two males who are facing each other grab hands and pull towards one another, the female involuntarily makes the noise "hoork!" The two males then laugh and high five thus completing the hork.

We gave thatgirl a hork

by Skibbles May 08, 2006

hork

To mess something up

If you click the virus infected file, you will HORK the computer.

by Fred G January 29, 2005

hork

to throw, screw up, break, yank, spit, spit on, or throw up on

I horked the thing too hard, and now it's horked. So I horked it against the wall and then horked on it.

by bobbymcbobbob January 14, 2012

Horked

The failure of computer networking Hardware.

This router is horked.

by Louie Beans November 19, 2009