The Holey Bible

A specially designed Bible with a cross-shaped hole that runs across the front and back covers of the holy book to remind readers that Jesus died on the cross for their sins, so that whoever believes in Him will not perish but have eternal life.

No one knows how many original copies of “The Holey Bible”—a collectors’ item among both believers and unbelievers—are in circulation.

by MathPlus August 21, 2021

Assey-Holey

A person who is humorous and a jerk.

"OMG! Why do you have to be such an Assey-Holey!"

by Slamboni October 13, 2007

Moley Holey

A slur against Native American peoples. Used in the Midwest United States, Chase.

Don’t be digging up that burial mound sonny, you’ll get scalped by a Moley Holey

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by Mombombbomber;) October 9, 2025

Choke Your Chicken Up Your Charlie Hole

A polite way to say Go Fuck Yourself

Bobby: Hey Dave, make us a brew?
Dave: How about you Choke Your Chicken Up Your Charlie hole!!

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Hill Hole

A democrat who supports a neo con for president of the United States of America.

Don't blame me you smug Hill Hole, I voted for Bernie.

by OwenTate July 26, 2016

Elisa Haley

Elisa Haleying is a term used when someone does anything perfectly. When someone flawlessly does something, you can say that they "Elisa Hallied that task". Elisa is a kind hearted and morally driven individual that focusses on being the best version of herself and strives to help others in any way she can. Elisa treats everyone fairly and often brightens people's days. She is intelligent, ambitious, empathetic, talented, and kind. In essence, she is every good thing that a person can be. Moreover, Elisa always helps out her community and those she knows through volunteering and kind deeds. She even offers guidance and assistance to people that she doesn't know. Elisa does all this while being committed to countless activities such as work, school work, school clubs/activities and volunteering. If everyone were like Elisa Haley the world would have no famine, war or conflict. People should learn from Elisa to become an empathetic leader and pillar of their community. Elisa Haley is the perfect individual and deserves both success and happiness as she delivers these things to so many people. Therefore it is a great honour if some says you are "Elisa Haley" or "Elisa Hallied" a task.

Person 1: Dude, Craig has a 100% average while working 3 jobs. He even volunteers every other day to help the homeless and tutors students for free.
Person 2: Sounds like he's Elisa Haley.
Person 1: Yeah he's Elisa Haleying life right now.

by Sheepherder37 December 28, 2018

Charlie Hole

Another name for the ass hole

Dave: Bobby, I've got a right itchy Charlie Hole

by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019