Hideous Monstrosity

1)A creature that is appalling in physical appearance.

2) A person that has disgusting, monster like features.

That fat bitch over in the corner is a hideous monstrosity, I'de rather die than sleep with that ogre.

My friend is a hideous monstrosity, he looks like the offspring of a drunk hippo and a retarted platypus.

by Crazy Chris and G-Zus March 31, 2005

hidegut

a gut that is invisible when clothing is worn; a small or well concealed shitgut

You thought that Maury was in shape, but you're wrong. I saw him without his shirt on and he had a hidegut!

by ShitgutSal March 23, 2004

Hideous Assistant Webster

Someone that women want and men want to be... and want.
As evidenced in the web cartoon "The Fear Hole".

I am Hideous Assistant Webster!
I am universally adored. Women want me, and men want to be me... and want me.

by Mr. Autumn April 14, 2009

hideously tentacled alien robot

Someone who immigrated to the US around 2000.

... You are older than me, dude. If you don't know that expression it's probably because you have no concept of "good" because you are some kind of hideously tentacled alien robot.

by dickurbane January 20, 2015

Hideous

Juleon is ugly asf

Juleon thinks he’s cute but he’s hideous

by Hideous April 9, 2020

Hideous Matching Disease

The inability to go out in public without matching belt to handbag to shoes to jewellery. Often using one very strong colour.
Normally only found in the female of the species and often comes on from about 20 years of age.
Sometimes called coming down with a case of the Clodagh's

She has the Hideous matching disease.

by C J F September 12, 2008

hideous

a word used to descirbe anything/anybody which doesn't appeal to you, usually following a very drunken night and rounded off with a shudder.

1) i can't come round today, i feel hideous

(or more simply)

2) eugh...hideous

by me October 9, 2004