ape harvester

A semiautomatic firearm, usually an AR-15 pattern rifle. Useful for harvesting apes or culling a troop which has gotten out of control.

Mang...check out my new Ape Harvester! I’ve got a pile of 30 round magazines ready to go.

by G-persyn December 11, 2019

Desk Harvest

The act of harvesting all the useful items off of a person's desk when they are fired or quit (etc.).

"Ok now that Bob's gone it's Desk Harvest time, we agree that Mike gets the stapler, Ed gets the keyboard and Sal gets the chair."

by AllieShandy March 13, 2009

Green Harvest

the one thing all weed smokers fear. the big green helicopter flying high in the sky, invading our privacy, looking for marijuana.

barack obama stopped the green harvest for the year 2009.

by rastagirl February 18, 2009

Apple Harvest

(V) When you donate Steve Jobbs' body to science

Oh man the boys at the lab are gonna have an apple harvest today!

by Jared Pellin October 8, 2011

Polish Harvest

The act of using a turnip or any root vegetable as a butt-plug then pulling it out. Dookie remains on the end of the vegetable like pulling it out of the earth.

Little Natey celebrated the beginning of Fall by having a Polish Harvest in his bed chambers.

by eL_dao October 1, 2023

squirrel harvest

To insert your testicles into a womans vagina and proceed to have sex with her with only your testicles.

I totally gave your mom the squirrel harvest!

by Schnooge July 9, 2004

blue harvest

Code name for star wars

also the name of an episode of family guy where peter tells a story about star wars

blue harvest is hella funny

by Alex.. January 18, 2008