Happy Meal

Your broke af and you reaaaally want McDonalds

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Hand job that she swallows...happy for me and a meal for her.

Wife and I shared a happy meal!

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A girl that is petite but brings so much joy when having sex

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Quick, mediocre sex given as a throwaway. When you’re not into the sex but you give it to your partner anyway.

I wasn’t really feeling her, but I gave her a happy meal since she showed up, ha

Happy Meal by MilliGuy November 26, 2020

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Slang term used to discribe drug paraphernalia. Especially those sold in stores to keep things secret.

Aye, im gona run to the corner liquor store and get some happy meals for these fiends!

Happy Meal by Amacken February 3, 2021

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When you invite a female over (who has a little baby/child).

I don't mind coming through but i have a happy meal, if you don't mind

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When a man has an over abundance of preejaculate while inside a woman, pulls out, and goes down on her, inevitably eating his own sperm.

“Hey Luke! Carla told me about how she served you a Happy Meal last night before you went in for the full burger.”

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