handsome 

Masturbation.

Originates from "threesome". With five it would be a "fivesome". With your hand it would be a "handsome".

I brought up a threesome with my boo. None too surprisingly, I ended the night with a handsome.

handsome by leefur March 16, 2009

handsome 

A word used to describe how attractive an individual, group, entity or even a thing. Usually applies to males but can also apply to females.

The word 'handsome' although is harmless may indicate a presence of danger. This is especially true when bodily twitching, most notably the hand, is observed.

'Handsome' is derived from the root 'hand' and suffix 'some' which gives it a literal meaning of 'of the hand' or 'for the hand' much like trouble-some or lone-some.

My my, he/she is handsome... *twitch*

handsome by The Loopy Anon April 10, 2010

handsome 

A very handsome male, with giant cocks and irresistible features.

"Zaf's looking very handsome today"

handsome by On behalf of Nottinghams Girls July 30, 2004

Handsome 

Not a panda.

Pandas are not handsome.

Handsome by Thisguybutnotthatguy March 8, 2013

Handsome 

A word your friends use when you don't have a girlfriend or sex at all. The only way you get an orgasm is with your hand(s)

John:" Hey robert you are handsome!"
Robert: " How do you know i never had sex?"

Handsome by Pussy_Destroyer69 March 7, 2016

Handsome 

An alternative to oral sex.

When my girl's JAWS gets tired, she uses her "Handsome".

Handsome by Tony Tee1 December 17, 2010

Handsome 

What you call some who has sex with his or her hands.

Jack: You know how you call sex with four people a foursome?

Bob: Yeah.

Jack: So do you know why people call you handsome?

Bob: F*#k off!

Handsome by Gideon @manamgidz March 19, 2020