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pink fuzzy handcuffs

an apprehending device used to "lock up that nasty fat wet noodle boy" and is most likely accompanied by a whip to "whip da fuck outa any sexy pineapple, tipsy girl, puppy, or bubbles you can".
dude i totally pink fuzzy handcuffs that mash game!

i used pink fuzzy handcuffs last night
by grannysmithdeath January 22, 2009
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White Man's Handcuffs

The dance move performed by an ackward white man, or rhythmically challenged man of color, wherein the man bends his arms at the elbows, and while holding them chest-high, gyrates uncomfortably all the while keeping his wrists no more than four inches apart, thereby making him appear rigiid and preventing his body from responding to the natural rythm of the music
For White Man's Handcuffs see any wedding, Bar Mitzvah or Confirmation party video of uncomfortable white men dancing.
by thesmallC September 28, 2011
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russian handcuffs

One hand inserted in the mouth and one hand inserted in the bum hole
by The Pheasant June 22, 2014
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japanese handcuffs

When two men put the head of their peni together and then one of the men rolls his foreskin over the other mans penis.
I tried to get away from him but he put me in Japanese handcuffs.
by Onads Nadules August 6, 2017
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Croatian Handcuffs

When a sporting event (usually NFL or CFL football) is tied at 23.
The Seahawks made it Croatian Handcuffs in the 4th Quarter. The referees decided to give the game to the 49’rs for Christmas.
by HogtownMickey December 16, 2018
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breaking handcuffs

Is when your such a bad ass and so nasty and mean. That if the police arrested you you'd break the handcuffs.
Shit man I saw Leon in a brawl wiv a hustler yesterday. he was breakin handcuffs!!
by badboy_g October 10, 2004
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Fluffy Pink Handcuffs

The one thing you can't have kinky sex without!
These are the fluffiest and pinkiest fluffy pink handcuffs I've ever used for kinky sex! This is the best Kinky Sex I HAVE EVER HAD!
by Jorje Neemen February 24, 2011
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