The old man stood in front of city hall telling the police chief about his 2 Handed Hammond. I showed this hooker my 2 Handed Hammond; She said it was the biggest she'd ever seen.
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The shortest presenter currently on Top Gear, Hammond nearly killed himself in the unspoken of crash in 2006, driving a car called The Vampire at around 300mph.
Hammond's nickname is 'Hamster'.
He has also presented other tv shows, such as Richard Hammond's Blast Lab for children, which was televised on BBC & CBBC.
2.) Possibly the best looking guy over 40.
The shortest presenter currently on Top Gear, Hammond nearly killed himself in the unspoken of crash in 2006, driving a car called The Vampire at around 300mph.
Hammond's nickname is 'Hamster'.
He has also presented other tv shows, such as Richard Hammond's Blast Lab for children, which was televised on BBC & CBBC.
2.) Possibly the best looking guy over 40.
Normal Dude: Hey, do you watch Top Gear?
Awesome Person: yeah omg have you seen Richard Hammond he's amazing & James May is an idiot he falls off stuff & Clarkson is so OBNOXIOUS you know what I mean? I LOVE Top Gear! Its like the best TV show ever what do you think?!?
Normal Dude: Meh...
<walks off>
Awesome Person: Well that was a wasted conversation... :(
Awesome Person: yeah omg have you seen Richard Hammond he's amazing & James May is an idiot he falls off stuff & Clarkson is so OBNOXIOUS you know what I mean? I LOVE Top Gear! Its like the best TV show ever what do you think?!?
Normal Dude: Meh...
<walks off>
Awesome Person: Well that was a wasted conversation... :(
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has amazing powers of observation, and has enhanced second sight ability.
extra caution should be used when approaching an agitated male will lash out violently and keep attacking even months after until victorious.
simple minded people should avoid the species they are extremely intelligent with very hi IQs reaching well into genius level have been known to cause insanity in the weaker minded from hundreds of miles away.
has a great distaste for television believes the gov. has created it to control the minds of people so that they will give money to an outdated tax law put in place to fund the revolutionary war against great Brittan where we lost our freedom to ourselves and was abolished by the people for the people after the war was won. amazing how the death toll was still climbing years after the war ended???
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