Hamflap

A flappy pussy.

Yo she got a hamflap and you're cool with that?

by Pussygetter103 August 20, 2011

hamfaced

the absolute drunkest, sloppiest, shittiest and highest degree of hammered/drunk one can reach; the highest possible degree before one drinks him/herself into a coma; before a blackout one might recognize that he/she is hamfaced, usually one recognizes the next morning due to the following reasons: you are wanted by the law, you have random shit in your room and you don't know how they fucking got there, you wake up to find a random (or many) person (people) naked in your bed, you wake up naked in someones bed, you wake up and find yourself in someone's front lawn ect.

Let's get hamfaced tonight boys!

Al: Dude wtf are these roadblocks, this street sign, and this scooter seat doing in the room?
Art: Fuckin right! We were hamfaced last night!!!

by Naismith_4thFloor October 22, 2009

HAMFG

hard ass mutha fuckin gangsta

ya that dude from jefferson is a HAMFG

by shadydogg September 22, 2007

hamfest

An annual ham radio festival that includes a flea market, prizes, and seminars.

I went to the Vienna Wireless hamfest and picked up a nice HF/VHF transciever.

by IrishRepublicanArmy January 10, 2004

hamfoot

A person who has a condition in which their feet constantly smell of fresh glazed ham. The odor can sometimes be confused with Canadian Bacon.

Jesus tap dancing Christ it smells like ham in here.

Put your shoes back on you fucking hamfoot.

by Thorp November 18, 2013

HAMFF

Hairy ass motherfucking feet

Boyyyy getcho HAMFF away from me!

by xbrionnax November 11, 2015

Hamfreak

Absolute freak who indulges in bondage with his slave

"Fuck me i chained Huw to the bed and ate him out the other day, it was so fucking hot", Exclaimed the Hamfreak, to which his friend replied, "You're well fucked".

by Thicabee May 30, 2018