halphorism

A common saying or phrase of which the second half is usually omitted.

Most people don't realize, but "Curiosity killed the cat" is actually a misleading halphorism; it actually ends with "but satisfaction brought it back".

by markstheshark March 1, 2015

halpenjero

Usually used as a reply when something serendipitous or good happens

Synonym for omg that's sick!/Wow!/God Damn/Let's Go!

Alex: Bro Mr. Harris just decided to pass us in Biology.

Mounib: Halpenjero! let's go bro! Told you there's no way we can fail this class

by mounibthejew April 14, 2020

The Ol' Jim Halpert

"The Ol' Jim Halpert" is the phrase used to describe your facial expression when you are caught in an awkward, uncomfortable or undesireable situation. The term is based on the facial expressions of the character Jim Halpert of the hit television show, The Office.

Person 1: Lets loose a long and luxurious barritone bung-fart while imitating his obese boss. Person 1 then gets out of his chair and starts to walk the Sumo-Wrester while throwing cookies at his face Cookie-Monster style.

Person 2: Sits in grave silence as Person #1's boss quietly has witnessed the entire display from the table across the room. Person #2 has no options in this awkward situation and simply gives his dinner date "The Ol' Jim Halpert" look.

by trees-don't-grow-on-money June 17, 2009

Mr. Halpern

The chorus teacher at New Paltz Middle School, Mr. Halpern appears to be 14 but according to our very reliable sources is actually 28. Tall, awkward and very nerdy, Mr. Halpern uses finger-guns more than the average twelve-year-old. His first name is William, but all students should know not to call him that to his face.

"Who's that really tall eight grader?" "Oh, that's just Mr. Halpern."

by i_am_the_dolphin October 22, 2020

halpert

A prank played on a co-worker, typically a schrute

Oh man, he sure pulled a halpert on that schrute over there.

by avaron September 22, 2008

halpig

1) Ancient Greek term meaning 'slovenly' or 'sloth-like'.

2) Relating to, of the same nature as, or characterised by involuntary muscular contractions combined with the release of gases, anally.

3) A person with cerebral palsy.

See sock, halpin, or youse

1) "Some Halpig parked me in!"

Person 1: I just spilled gravy all over my sliders!
Person 2: Dude, you're such a Halpig
Person 1: :(

by Chooked May 11, 2006

Halpin

Something that mysteryisly gets stuck in a butt at night.

He woke up with a halpin in his butt.

by Paulster September 13, 2005