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The Haaland High

The feeling of euphoria you get when you captain Erling Braut Haaland on Fantasy Premier league (FPL) and he inevitably scores.
Kai: “Got the haaland high today after captaining him on his debut. My eyes rolled to the back of my head. Did u captain him?”

Ben: Captain him? I didn't even have him in my team. Won’t make that mistake again. set and forget! I mean i did captain slabhead once on a double gameweek so its not surprising really”

Kai: “You dont deserve the Haaland High”
by michael whiteside August 8, 2022
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Hakan

A person with a huge dick and very hot looking and is capable of having any girl he wants. He is Mainly European and everybody wants a piece of him. When straight males look at him they turn gay. If chicks see this guy down the street they have wet dreams for ever.
Of course he is a Hakan
by kingkong101 December 14, 2010
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hamali

A derogatory term used for white or non-Indian backup dancers and film extras commonly seen in Indian cinema.
"Look at the state of that fucking hamali ... get a life morons"!.

Q: "What is the easiest way for the swiss to visit India?

A: "Get hired as bloody hamalis".
by hamalimaster May 10, 2011
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hakas

-acronym for have a kick ass summer.

commonly written in yearbooks.
by tweedle dee June 2, 2005
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Haala

(1. Up in the skies) Lunar Halo. The marvel of a lunar halo is similar to a rainbow produced by sunlight and rain falling between your eye and the sun.
(2. Down here on earth) Moon incarnate themself <3 Absolute angel of a person blessed with beauty that rivals that of the moon herself ❤️
A lunar halo was to be seen on the 24th of June!! They were so pretty (Haala) 🥰 and the phenomenon occurring up above in the skies wasn’t half bad either <3
by Moon’s gf <3 July 30, 2021
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halal

A term used to describe food that is prepared in way considered lawful to Islam and not forbidden by the Qur'an. "Halal" comes from an Arabic word meaning "permissible", as opposed to "haram", meaning unlawful or unpermissible. This word is used by Muslim people and the grocers/markets that appeal to their community.
"Damn, that's the fourth halal street vendor we've seen today! Don't Muslims ever go grocery shopping?"

"Maybe it gets you more money if you wait around the corner from a Mosque, dumbass."
by zebra_b1tch June 12, 2019
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Halal It

'Halal it' a phrase playing on the allow/'llow it principle. It can be used as a piss take to muslim friends. Also used in conjunction with other situations where allow would be used.
Mohammed - Bruv mandem got bare issues wiv dem yoots down the road!
Stu - Halal the beef bruvva!
Mohammed - Yeh yeh dont watch!

Stu - Jam your hype blud!
Mohammed - Ill halal it that you called me blud!

Halal the beef as used to offend hindu mates
by jammerofslough April 3, 2011
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