Ass hair removal

Something women do before they meet a guy they like or atleast aren't disgusted by

Sophia: Hey, you think Brandon wil want me more if I'll do ass hair removal?
Katie: Ofcourse, totally! cause we live in civilized place you know, not some Amazon jungle, like the one around your butthole!

by 32121 August 7, 2016

ass hair

luckily girls don't have it or anal would suck

Bobby: I have more ass hair than head hair!

by Kirby_Kalamazoo July 29, 2016

nose hair burning ass bomb

flatulence so disgusting that it seemingly singes the hair follicles inside of the nostrils

Johnnie dropped a nose hair burning ass bomb and the smoke from the singed nose hairs floated out of my nostrils.

by BrewCrew24 April 30, 2007

ass hair

When someone's hair is parted down the middle, resembling an ass.

Hey look at Megan's hair! It's ass hair!

by MJA1234 February 19, 2011

Ass hair

Women do you have ass hair just like men

Man my girl shaves her ass hair once every week

by Ccrocks14 September 10, 2019

Ass-Hair Mullet

An Ass-Hair Mullet is the hair thats located on a persons lower-back above the waistline or the "small" of the back. An Ass-Hair Mullet is when this patch of fur or body hair is pronounced, thick with growth, or is particularly volumous and impossible to conceal or ignore without grooming. Also known verbally as an Ass-Crack Mullet depedending on which region of USA this slang term is used.

Ex. Thomas has elected against upgrading to the office furniture the company has purchased for us since he has an Ass-Hair Mullet so thick, pelt-like and cushiony he has no need for an ergonomic desk chair with adjustable lumbar support.

by Gaunche January 1, 2022

ass hair

When you grow hair on your ass.

I went to fuck her ass and she had a shit ton of ass hair.

by Mycoxafloppin February 17, 2021