Jon Hamming

clearly demonstrating a bulge in your crotch of your pants, shorts, chubbies, etc. Sticky Fingers style.

Those pants are too tight, bro. You're totally Jon Hamming it.

by UrbanDictionarySnob July 2, 2015

it's hailing taquitos

The long awaited sequal to the universal magnum opus that is "it's raining tacos" and, just like It's predecessor, it is a timeless masterpiece that will be cherished for generations and generations. All hail TAQUITOS!!!!!!

My golly, gee wiz, it's hailing taquitos

by Russian Vesper April 20, 2019

Hamming

The process of going HAM

Guy 1: yo, what are we doing tonight?
Guy 2: Getting some beers and hamming!

by Ham master March 19, 2013

hamming

Making a complete balls up of a particular situation, or event.

I kept hamming up my chances of scoring with Angela!

by kneecapper December 20, 2006

Hamming

The act of a man going without underwear but only if he is well-endowed.

From Jon Hamm.

I can tell that Frank is hamming it. I don't think Gary has enough equipment to be hamming it.

by Jon Hamm May 13, 2013

huiming

a gay hobo who enjoys and faps off to gay porn.

That person down the street is such a huiming

by suckasss January 10, 2011

Red Hairing

When a ginger's pubic hair gets caught in the braces of someone who's sucking their dick.

Richard: Dude, last night this bitch gave me a Red Hairing so bad we had to cut off my pubes while they were still in her braces!
Nick: Are they still in there right now?
Richard: Fuck yeah!

by wordier February 9, 2014