HADES
hades billetdoux
A kind man who tries his best and does what he can his favorite color is purple and loves rock to its fullest extent
hades billetdoux by Hades billetdoux December 15, 2022
Hades Johnson
Hades Johnson by Buffsky March 18, 2021
Hades Handshake
Sexual act wherein one lover squeezes the base of their partner's penis until the organ is a swollen bluish purple. The pleasure received from the act is not physical, but a mutual feeling of trust and harmony between partners.
This act was named after the Greek God of the Underworld, Hades, because of the corpse-like appearance of the penis during the procedure.
(hay-deez hand-shayk)
This act was named after the Greek God of the Underworld, Hades, because of the corpse-like appearance of the penis during the procedure.
(hay-deez hand-shayk)
Oh Dolores, Jonathan and I bonded over a Hades Handshake last night. You and Verner should definitely try it. It saved my marriage.
Hades Handshake by Hades Helpers August 10, 2012
Hades lady
Guy: She was my girlfriend. Turned out, just a Hades lady.
Girl: I promise I'll be better to you than she was.
Girl: I promise I'll be better to you than she was.
Hades lady by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
Hades Hook
When you're all out of lube, but you've got a cheeky bottle of Tabasco by the bed. So you Tabasco lube up and give her the ol' hook around.
Hades Hook by MadBantsForMadLads June 18, 2016
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