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H1, H2, and H3

H1: A huge, stainless steel bodied, front-midengine, 4wd, all terrain vehicle. Designed by AM General as a military vehicle. AM General was once part of AMC. This is why Hummers and Jeeps resemble each other. AM General became independant before Chrysler bought Jeep from the bankrupt AMC.
Also, a humming blowjob that leads to orgasm.

H2: Produced by GM under license from AM General. Smaller than the H1. Not stainless steel or mid-engine, but pretty damn good off road.
A humming blowjob that does more than just get you hard, but not enough to make you cum. Lots of pleasure before fucking.

H3: Smaller than the H1 or H2, produced by GM.
A humming blow job that just gets you hard, then you move on to fucking right away.
You don't know the difference between H1, H2, and H3 ?

When Anita's on her period, she H1's me. She gives me a hummer, and I shoot in her mouth.

In the morning it's H3. A little hummer, I fuck her, we go to work.

At night it's H2, a medium length, very pleasurable hummer before a fantastic fuck.
by The Sperminator June 11, 2006
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Hummer H2

A Hummer H1 Alpha if you have a bedtime set by your girlfriend and her husband.

-See sissy and/or bitchboy
“Wow look at that Hummer H2”

“He must like it in the ass.”
by Shaqitus October 10, 2021
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H2Odelirious

A popular YouTuber known as h2odelirious is a character with baby blue jacket, with a Jason mask/hockey mask.
He is yet to show his face and has over 9 million subscribers on YouTube. He plays with vanossgaming, basicallyidowrk, I am wild cat, cartoonz, dathi de nogla, Lui caliber, etc. he addresses his fans as "the delirious army. And is in his way to 10 million people in his "army"
H2Odelirious is the best YouTuber in my opinion.
by Deliriousdraws September 23, 2017
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h2gkmo

stands for "honest to god knock me out"

a phrase created by Ariana Grande via Twitter when something is overwhelming
Ariana Grande is releasing 3 songs this week
June 13: Dance to This - Troye Sivan (feat. Ariana Grande)
June 14: Bed - Nicki Minaj (feat. Ariana Grande)
June 20: The Light Is Coming - Ariana Grande (feat. Nicki Minaj)

"i cant handle all this, h2gkmo"
by @tattooednegm on twitter June 15, 2018
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faux H2O

Water from drinking fountain or tap poured into the empty plastic bottle of brand name water. A good way save money and still look sophisticated.
Everybody thinks I drink expensive water all the time. My secret is faux H2O. Helps the environment too.
by yes juanito yes May 1, 2015
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H2O Delirious

A mysterious & cool youtuber who wears a blue jacket & a mask from Friday The 13th.
Do you know H2O Delirious?

Isn't he that guy with the Jason mask?

Yes! That's him!
by Mitchel11 June 2, 2017
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h2hoe

Felicia: Hey Shaniqua look at that hot boy there.
Shaniqua: Omg you are such an h2hoe, bye Felicia!
by TyroneDarkerThanBlack January 4, 2016
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