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You've been gnomed

You've been gnomed is a video on the internet, of a gnome saying "You've been gnomed!". It started to become popular in November and December of 2018. To gnome someone, you either send them an image of the gnome, or send them the video. There are many other ways to gnome people, too.
Ho ho ho ha ha, ho ho ho hee hee ha! Hello me old chum! I'm gnot a gnelf, I'm gnot a gnoblin, I'm a gnome, and you've been GNOMED!
by itsyaboypingu March 6, 2019
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geometry

1-the most terrible class ever invented. 2-a great wayy to fuck up your GPA
3-another way for teachers to make you feel like an even bigger dumbass then you really are
4-the most pointless form of math ever invented!
omg i'm so excited to go to geometry.it's an awesome way to fuck up my life!
by %^ May 11, 2009
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gomertose

unfortunate physical state of a person who has multiple medical problems and no hope of recovery or meaningful life. their activity is usually nothing more than laying in a hospital bed as a rotting, dying sack of flesh. gomertose individuals usually have large families, all of whom visit at the time of impending patient death, only to cry out "aye ya ya...please do everything to keep him alive!!!" this essentially denies the patient a dignified death, and condemns them to a slow, torcherous prolonged demise.
"the poor old lady in bed 4 is unresponsive, on life support, and has constant tube feeding shits. she's gomertose, and the family won't sign a DNR."
by pantybanditvictim March 6, 2009
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gnome sane

How many 29 year-old record company executives operate out of their mom's trailer? Gnome sane...
by James Lahey June 4, 2004
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excretion geometry

The study and/or formation of excrement (shit) in particular shapes
My baby son's an expert at excretion geometry since he seems to make perfect triangles and blocks out of his own poo!
by Doddi October 17, 2007
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sock gnomes

Sock gnomes are mythical creatures that pilfer socks. The loss of which only becomes aparent at the exact instant that one really really needs to find them. Sock gnomes are related to the underpants gnomes. The archenemy of the sock gnomes is the sock goblins
Ahhh damnit! I can find any matching pairs of socks... the bloody sock gnomes have been at it again
by Grant McDonald February 2, 2004
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Garden Gnome

1. The tiny gnomes found in a garden that are following me in the night and trying to steal my sanity.
2. The tiny garden statuettes that secretly placed a chip in my brain.
3. Any girl that is shorter than 5 feet that resembles the statues known as garden gnomes.
BEWARE THE GARDEN GNOMES!!!

That's an ugly garden gnome!
by Bob December 20, 2004
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