Geezil

A smart and honest member of a small New England working class town.

I trust him, he's a good geezil

by meme333 December 20, 2008

geezer quickie

A kiss between older folks.

Hey sweetheart, let’s have a geezer quickie, shall we?

by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2020

geezer ass

Slang term referring to a wide selection of age-related ass difficulties that typically happen.

Gram and Grampa have some seriously disturbing stories falling into the category of geezer ass tales!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2020

thats the greez

a phrase often used when the act of greezing happens.

"Wow, this guy just punched me in the face for no reason!"
"Really?! Thats the greez!"

by anonymous12345432123 April 23, 2010

Geezoid

A ladyboy, transexxual or shemale.

"Jeez Mick, have you seen the arse on that girl over there? She's a real beauty"

"You've had far too much to drink Ed, that's a geezoid"

"Shit".

by Ed Bosh October 11, 2008

Diamond Geezer

A real, top lad. A gentlemen who will go out of his way to ensure everyone and everything around him experiences the best possible life. Common in London and other heavy-cockney areas such as Essex.

Rob is a real Diamond Geezer - he just cleared our tabs from Saturday night

by Vndct June 6, 2018

Geezed in my pants

When an incredibly hot and attractive person does something really dumb that the boner you have of that person is now just straight up weird and confusing. Pronounced in the same manner when you roll your eyes and say “Oh Geez…”

I was checking out Susan in her micro bikini at the beach when she accidentally sharted herself. Dude I just geezed in my pants there and I had to sit down to face palm.

by Soffz84 November 16, 2017