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Gweezer

noun. (Gweezer)An annoying stingy individual whose main goal in life is to bug people while they're smokin some xXx_42O_d4nkmeemz_xXx

verb.(Gweez) When an individual fucks up in a cannabis involving scenario
Yo, don't be a Gweezer and pass the J abil ma neek rab mohammad ili khallaf rab im zabrak

Alfred really gweezed up today by dropping the ashtray on my mom's tampon collection
by Gweezer August 8, 2015
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Geezer's-board

A chat forum set up exclusively for Gary's benefit and use.
How dare anyone else post on it.
This is Geezer's-board. Don't you dare have an opinion on it!
by Steve Parrot January 1, 2009
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Freezer Geezers UTD

Freezer Geezers UTD is a football club based in Ortongate Peterborough in the Non-League football system.
They are an inspiring team with aims of qualifying into the football league.
They hold a historic win over rivals Spencer FC with the game ending 5 - 2 for the geezers.
The most highlighted part of the game was when Ketface (Spencer FC Goalkeeper) started crying after the result.
Their fans have identified themselves as "The Geezers" and look forward to play against rivals Spencer.
Freezer Geezers UTD is a great club.
by Honest_Football Fan April 9, 2021
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Geezerati

An old person's car.
What a Geezerati, that Oldsmobile driven by Gramps has had its turn signal on for 5 minutes!
by Kahdlibber October 8, 2017
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geezerette

A female follower of the well known chat board moderator, The Geezer.
That's another geezerette signed up to support The Geezer
by No.37 January 21, 2009
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Cringe Geezer

A white person who tries desperately hard to be funny but ends up being cringy af.
Bobi: "L0L dude why did you do that it's not even funny you Cringe Geezer!"

Adam: "Lol Joe, CringeGeezerXD!"
by hakz_1 February 26, 2018
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brexit geezer

A true brexit geezer is a loveable old british chap. He has a lovely wife Susan, two beautiful children, one who he calls his beautiful little princess , and the next goat of football, george.

He owns a vintage Bugatti with top speeds second to none.He enjoys eating a delicious all english breakfast and a quick pint at the renowned establishment "Toby's" before taking little george to football.

He then goes and guzzles down a plate of "chippy" after a little bit o'banter after the 38:0 loss.

after this, he plops his voluptuous, juicy ahh at the local pride for some good ol' pie before heading home to his beloved Susan's lovely home cooked meal!

and to finish his day off, he plops down his, again, very juicy and voluptuous ahh, down at the local pub for a cup of pint with the lads and then retires for the day to his fortress of dreams.
James really is a true brexit geezer innit?
by goofy ahh mf December 26, 2022
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