Gutter Balls

When a males testicles become trapped in the perineum area between the scrotum and the anal passage, causing a sweaty testicular mess.

"Oh man, I got the worst case of Gutter Balls on the bus home from space camp. My balls are so sweaty and contorted! What a mess!"

by Big daddy ball talker May 25, 2013

Gutterball

A disappointment or missed opportunity; an effort which leads to complete failure. The term is frequently utilized to infer unconditional defeat, or in describing feelings of resigned, chronic dispair. As in bowling, there can be a prolonged experience of knowing the failure has occurred but take some brief moments to conclude (the ball may roll to the gutter at the top of the lane), and lumber to miss any bowling pins at length.

Manny: ‘What’s with the attitude Moe? You’ve been a regular Mr. Negativity all week’

Moe: ‘Ah Jeez Manny, my life’s one big gutterball’

by Maxbatista May 16, 2019

Gutterball

Sexual act in which male takes testicle and shoves it down a laid down woman or man's butt crack. The laid down woman or man squeezes his/her butt cheeks together with great force. The man performing the act then puts one foot on the laid down woman or man and pulls the testicle all the way down the butt crack and shoves it into the laid down woman or man's anus.

"I gutterballed my wife too hard last night, and now one ball is much lower than the other."

by sandman76 December 4, 2020

gutterball

a bad poker hand

I call, I got the gutterball sweetheart, I’m sorry.

by EvelynKala March 4, 2021

Gutterball

A chubby, fat, or asymetrically overweight female that performs any of and or all kinds of sexual gratification to whichever male or males in an alley, beside a dumpster or any destination directly behind the dive bar she met them in. Typically occurs during the last 30 minutes before business (bar) closes and the male or males tell her they love her.

Hey its almost last call, we arent making strikes. Time to pickup a gutterball .

by anonymous June 22, 2021

gutterball

A gutterball is a person with an obtuse shape, they are so unbelivably massive and round its fucking crazy. to the point where you cant comprehend how fuckimg massive they are. these beasts can only be compared to a bowling ball.

holy fuck isaac is fucking massive, holy gutterball

by c.lohannn06 February 11, 2024

penis butterballs

When you’ve been working all day and your man bits are nice and marinated.

See also: duck butter, gooch grease, fromunda cheese

I’ve got penis butterballs; I need to shower so my girlfriend will suck my nuts.

by ThunderDome420 February 11, 2021