guttertits

Used when referring to a female.

The proportion of tits to gut must be positively proportional.
Any girl who violates the proportionality rules below is said to have guttertits.... (An undesirable quality)

1.) If the girl is flat chested she mustn't be fat; i.e. her waist must be smaller than her breasts.

2.) If the girl is 'thick' (or large) her breasts must be larger than her belly.

Also, can be used to justify knocking around with a girl with some 'curves' provided she has some large breasts that are bigger than her waist.

Hey did you see Jenny over there?
-Yeah, she's cute
Yeah, but she's got gutter tits....
-What do you mean man? I was going to ask her out!
Dude, she may be cute, but dude, she's got a beer gut and no tits!

-or-

Hey check out Bertha over there...
-Nasty guttertits...
Haha, yeah, she's wider at the waist than at the top...

by p24 January 6, 2010

Guttermilk

A person with a bulgy pelvic area

"Dude look at that fat guys guttermilk"

by Chris22362355 March 14, 2007

gutterance

1) a "utterance", from the gut statement, usually blurted out without thinking.
2) a word that needs bleeping i.e.: "gutter words"
3) involuntary groaning of the guts

Quote from formerly employed person caused his dismissal. (something about shoving it.) This "gutterance" cost him his job!

by William C. Dysinger September 11, 2005

Gutterpig

A person who does not buy their own food, but gathers the scraps from others to create their own meal. Often times, the scraps are combined into massive hoagies called "Gutterpig Subs"

Mary: I don't like the crust on this pizza!
Jerry: ...Well make sure you save it for when the Gutterpig comes by to collect.

by Chanceyb43 June 9, 2016

guttersnipe

noun - gut·ter·snipe - /ˈɡədərˌsnīp/

- A man, woman or transgender of low moral value trolling the slums of Twitter seeking negative attention from celebrities

Artie Lange enjoys retweeting comments posted by guttersnipes who don't like his selfies.

by MsMaryContrary May 19, 2016

guttersniping

Standing on the sidelines taking cheap potshots at the players in the actual game.

"As per a couple of posts it is a real shame that childish guttersniping may be standing in the way of supporters being able to present their concerns and having them discussed openly and fairly."

"She provided such a fine contrast from the guttersniping that's been coming from Hillary lately."

by Angus Brody December 1, 2011

guttersnipe

One that lives off what the vultures refuse.

Bernie Sanders spokesman Ja'Mal (Jaymal) Green is a self serving guttersnipe.

by Lincolnville July 27, 2016