gumball

a candy representing the feeling of chewing a testicle

hmmmmm yummy gumball

by patricia morarez October 14, 2020

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Stale Gumball

A wannabe hoe who's afraid of being in a relationship. She spends as long as she can drawing a guy in and leading him on, making him think she's "the one," but then once the guy makes a move she goes apeshit on him, rejects him hard, and makes him feel like a fucking piece of shit loser.

Guy 1: "Hey how'd things go with that chick you've been crazy about for the last month?"
Guy 2: "She's a fucking stale gumball, dude. You see her and for some reason just need to have her; she looks so delicious and seems so sweet, but then you go to bite into her expecting a nice soft piece of gum and instead she breaks your jaw."
Guy 1: "Fuck, you spent way too long thinking about that. I hope you're over that bitch."

by Mr.nj April 16, 2017

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Green Gumballs

When someone around you is knowingly lying or bullshitting another person.

"Man, yesterday at bifflo, I was on the starter gate, and my KX500 took off backwards into the crowd. I picked her up though, and ran the race in reverse."

OR

"The cashier gave me her phone # last night, I can't wait to get her back to my moms house and finally get some action"

Man, the green gumballs were all over the parts counter today!

by jessie34 May 19, 2007

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Gumball Rack

The blue and red rack on the roof of a police car.

When I was driving home from the bar at 2am, I looked in my rear view mirror and was shocked to see the gumball rack lights. I only had 2 drinks officer! police

by The Pork Chop November 22, 2010

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