Gumpert

A cat that follows you around all the time, never leaving your side, and is always vocalizing its desire for attention/ food. A cat that talks back when you tell it to quit jumping on the counters/ blinds/ screen door/ dog.

Person to cat: "Get off the counter!"

Cat: "MEOW!"

Person to cat: "You are such a fucking Gumpert."

by tacobellcrazy July 15, 2011

Hairy Gumbers

Alternative reference for 'testicles and scrotum', most often mentioned after a man gets out of a long, hot, steamy shower. After extended exposure to high heat and humidity the ball sac gets loose, resembling chewed bubble gum that has been stretched out and covered in pubes.

After his time in the sauna, Larry's hairy gumbers were slapping the inside of his knees.

by the_fatrix69 July 10, 2010

Gumper

A synonym of dip, the clump of smokeless tobacco one inserts into their lip when dipping

That gumper you have looks like a pig pong ball under your lip. That is one fat ass gumper

by Brodybrah January 7, 2010

gummer

to rub cocaine on your gums, which makes them numb. often used to test the quality of the coke. the number it makes your gum, the better shit it is

ya let me take a gummer to make sure this shits ill before i pay for it

by M feezy October 14, 2004

Gumper

1. Just a total jerk.

2. Someone who just committed a foolish or stupid act and should therefore feel sheepish.

When one feels as though words describing douchebags or fools become boring and trite as they often do, the logical solution is to stay ahead of the curve by employing newly formed words, sometimes out of accident. Hence, "gumper".

1. Dude: I recently read that a 15 year old boy strangled his mother because she found his pot stash and was going to punish him.
Girl: Did she die?!?
Dude: I don't think so. But what a gump. Just a gumper.
Girl: You're a gumper.

2. Waitress: You have a good meal!
Guy Diner 1: You too!
(waitress leaves)
Guy Diner 2: "You too?" Are you kidding me? You're just a gumper, bro. A total gumpz. Watch out for the gump truck.
Guy Diner 1: Aww, come on Jerry, cut it out!
Guy Diner 2: GUMPSTER MCDUMPSTER!
Guy Diner 1: I feel sheepish.

by colgate123456789 March 20, 2009

Guerneville Gummer

GUERNE-ville GUM-mer v A blowjob given the same day a person has had all their teeth removed. (Not to be confused with the Rio Nido Nibble.)

Matt- "I ran into that gutter-slut Fifi at the Post Office today."
Greg- "How was she? Wasn't today the day she had her remaining teeth extracted?
Matt- "It was. I think it was the anaesthetic...cause she asked me if I wanted a Guerneville Gummer."
Greg- "I'd wait until her gums heal a little if I were you."
Matt- "No, I was amazed at the sensation from the texture."

by shtetl_mensch July 19, 2006

Gumper

Another word to describe someone who is slow mentally.

Refers to someone with characteristics like the movie character Forrest Gump.

That kid is a true Gumper.

by Alimoons77 May 12, 2014