guaranteej

A girl who is guaranteed to blow you with little to no work.

I thought she was a guaranteej, but I ended up having to pay for it.

by teej_mester January 21, 2011

gulraj

In Punjabi -- King OF The World
English(Latin) -- King of Kindness and Responsibility(also means Bravery)
-- Someone who is good hearted

that guy is such a gulraj

by Anonymous00 December 25, 2007

Donkey Dick Guarantee

A guarantee so outrageous that it makes you think of a Donkey Dick.

That's a "Donkey Dick Guarantee" from you to me!

by FistFire July 12, 2007

Gujarati

A language script that urbandictionary.com is capable of handling, but is not available in the dropdown menu when trying to add gujarati words to the database

આ gujarati લિપિ માં લખવા તો દે છે, તો ગુજરાતી ભાષા ના શબ્દો કેમ ના ઉમેરી શકાય?

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 15, 2021

Saftey Not Guaranteed

An add to travel back in time pasted together with a school picture of a guy with strange hair called Captian J picard. The add reads: "WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box ____, Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid when we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Saftey not guaranteed I have only done this once before."

"WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box ____, Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid when we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Saftey not guaranteed I have only done this once before."

by saftey not guaranteed August 15, 2006

guarana

Guarana is the most potent form of caffeine in the known universe. It actually contains guaranine, which is a form of caffeine. Guaranine is slow acting, but is more potent and more powerful. It is used in many energy drinks, such as the greatest,
Bawls

Guarana was used by Natives as a daily drink, which was made by grouding seeds and mixing it with water.
Guarana claims to be useful to enhance brain function. It is used with heavy exercise routines, to stay awake, and as a stimulant for physical and intellectual stress.
IT IS ALSO RUMORED TO BE AN APHRODISIAC.
Guarana is hard to find other than in pills (energy/weighloss) or in energy drinks.

The bottle of bawls did more to keep me awake than coffee.

by Nemitor May 15, 2005

Gujarat

The best part of India, where all the playas are born and raised. I don't wanna hear shit about bein cheap, why is yo ass is workin day in and day out workin for some white boy, while we own every freakin hotel, motel, gas-station and subway you've ever seen.

P.S. If you're a fob, use some f*ckin deodorant for krishna's sake.

The Gujarat theme song - "I don't know what ya heard about me, but ya can't get a dolla outta me... i'm a motherf*ckin P.I.M.P"

by GT-Ketan March 17, 2004