v. to deliberately surprise a ho by jerking off under a table and skeeting on her on her midsection through forceful ejaculation. Afterwards you get up and say to the waiter or bartender, 'Sorry for the mess,' leaving the ho both horrified and covered in jizz. From Star Wars Episode 4, where Greedo the bounty hunter got shot under the table by Han Solo, who fired first.
"That trifling ho was cheating on me, so when we was at the Wendy, I greedoed that bitch and told her to clean herself up and go fuck her baconator."
by Jay Mc January 15, 2008
Get the greedo mug.A pre-Democratic scholar-warrior class originating in the Austro-Germanic hinterlands. Generally defined by strikingly good looks, great strength and longevity, and a keen intellect. Ruled many empires from mercantile to defence.
by abnrgr February 3, 2010
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This word defines an 8-10 year old with blue hair and a crown on his head who is being greedy and hits other people with lollies and speaks with a much better accent than Tobey
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This word defines an 8-10 year old with blue hair and a crown on his head who is being greedy and hits other people with lollies and speaks with a much better accent than Tobey
Person 1: I already made you a horsey! Now don’t be greedy!
Person 2: What’s greedy mean?
Person 2 does a dance.
Person 2: Being a good time lad?
Person 2 finishes dance.
Person 2: What’s greedy mean?
Person 2 does a dance.
Person 2: Being a good time lad?
Person 2 finishes dance.
by Delete this account now June 4, 2023
Get the greedy mug.The genetically interesting phenomenon of the guevedoces in the Dominican Republic is also revealing about the development of sexual identities. Guevedoces are children born apparently as females who later (around puberty) begin to develop male characteristics. (The word guevedoce means "testicles at twelve years old.") The guevedoces have XY chromosomes, but because of a genetic mutation, their bodies do not produce the hormone dihydrotestosterone, which is responsible for a male appearance at birth. During puberty their bodies begin to produce testosterone, which causes them to go through a typically male adolescence. What they had assumed was a clitoris begins to grow into a penis, their testicles descend, their voices deepen, and their bodies develop a masculine musculature. The most interesting aspect of the guevedoces is that after twelve years of being brought up thinking they were girls, they suddenly develop masculine identities, express sexual desires for women, get married, and raise normal families.2 We cannot yet tell whether this dramatic change is due to the biological changes their bodies undergo at this time, or to the different expectations of their peers with respect to their sexual identity, but one thing seems very clear -- a person's sexual identity can change fairly easily, even after twelve years of upbringing. Theories about adult sex roles that have recourse exclusively to childhood influences may need to be revised
"...wondering wether I will just be regarded as a human being with a metabolic condition or not, instead of some mythical "hermaphrodite" or "guevedoce" or whatever."
by Licecomb August 26, 2006
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It is akin to aristocracy, but rather than nobility, it's money that rules. Giant coroprations with the means to essentially buy elections and in the end "get what they want"; which is usually more money, less oversight, etc. At it's base the entire system is driven by greed, hence 'Greedy-ocracy'.
The first well known use of the word was in the lyrics to the 1999 song "The Decline" written by Fat Mike of the band NOFX.
It also appeared around 2007 in graffiti caught on photograph around Quebec city (Canada)
It also appears in the lyrics of the song "The Broken Branches" by Star Fucking Hipsters on their 2011 album "From the Dumpster to the Grave"
It is akin to aristocracy, but rather than nobility, it's money that rules. Giant coroprations with the means to essentially buy elections and in the end "get what they want"; which is usually more money, less oversight, etc. At it's base the entire system is driven by greed, hence 'Greedy-ocracy'.
The first well known use of the word was in the lyrics to the 1999 song "The Decline" written by Fat Mike of the band NOFX.
It also appeared around 2007 in graffiti caught on photograph around Quebec city (Canada)
It also appears in the lyrics of the song "The Broken Branches" by Star Fucking Hipsters on their 2011 album "From the Dumpster to the Grave"
by cunning2627 August 22, 2012
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GIRL, that greedy gremlin fucked my husband and all of his friends who were at the bachelor party after she paid for the room and supplied the drugs.
by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020
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