A legendary chinese god who has powers like no other. Many refer to him as the paradigm of perfection and mastery.
Arnold: I'm having some family problems
David: No problem man! Just consult the almight Guannan, that's what I always do.
David: No problem man! Just consult the almight Guannan, that's what I always do.
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A polite way of saying bat-shit crazy.
(Guano is the polite term for bat feces.)
quoted from Sevastian Winters, Yahoo contributor: 8/18/2011
(Guano is the polite term for bat feces.)
quoted from Sevastian Winters, Yahoo contributor: 8/18/2011
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The phrase 'Yo wa guan piff ting', is the mating call of roadmen, which are native to the UK.
This phrase is used to get the attention, mainly of basic white girls with a Starbucks Coffee in one hand and an iPhone 7 in the other.
For reasons yet unknown to science, the rejection rate of roadmen who use this phrase is astronomically high. Despite the high rejection rate, a number of roadmen are baby fathers by the age of 16. Rest assured that roadmen will live on.
When broken down, the phrase can be translated into normal English.
Yo - A common phrase to get attention.
Wa guan - A bastardised patwan phrase, used to ask what's up or what's going.
Piff - Superior to average.
Ting - An object.
The phrase 'Yo wa guan piff ting', is the mating call of roadmen, which are native to the UK.
This phrase is used to get the attention, mainly of basic white girls with a Starbucks Coffee in one hand and an iPhone 7 in the other.
For reasons yet unknown to science, the rejection rate of roadmen who use this phrase is astronomically high. Despite the high rejection rate, a number of roadmen are baby fathers by the age of 16. Rest assured that roadmen will live on.
When broken down, the phrase can be translated into normal English.
Yo - A common phrase to get attention.
Wa guan - A bastardised patwan phrase, used to ask what's up or what's going.
Piff - Superior to average.
Ting - An object.
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Crazy, in fact probably totally insane.
Acting in the manner of Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's sofa or Joaquin Phoenix on the Letterman show.
Hearing voices and imagining things that haven't happened or people saying things that they haven't.
Possibly caused by some recent trauma, however more than likely always present just brought to the surface in times of high emotion.
Crazy, in fact probably totally insane.
Acting in the manner of Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's sofa or Joaquin Phoenix on the Letterman show.
Hearing voices and imagining things that haven't happened or people saying things that they haven't.
Possibly caused by some recent trauma, however more than likely always present just brought to the surface in times of high emotion.
Person 1: "What's up with that girl talking to herself?"
Person 2: "She's been totally Guano Loco since her boyfriend moved to Greece and dumped her ass"
Person 2: "She's been totally Guano Loco since her boyfriend moved to Greece and dumped her ass"
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