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Yotam guarantee

(noun): An unwavering assurance that if Yotam promises something, it will unquestionably be accomplished. Yotam's name has become synonymous with reliability and effectiveness, representing a steadfast commitment to delivering on their word.
Person 1: "I think this company is a scam"
Person 2: "No man, they have the Yotam guarantee"
by señor mo July 17, 2023
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guaransheed

Certain, inevitable, destined to occur. Primarily used to denote that said action will be done with maximal gangsta steeze. Popularized by noted baller Rasheed Wallace.
"Yo, we gon' win on sunday. It's guaransheed."
by The Feight Train June 13, 2008
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Guaranteed TD

Used as a phrase stemming from NCAA Football 2006 in which someone is so good at the game that before the ball is snapped, they are so confident in the play's potential success, they simply say: "Guaranteed TD." (guaranteed touchdown)

The phrase is then used whenever someone is confident about any other ocurrence in one's life about to take place.

Scenario is usually posed as a question, followed by "Guaranteed TD" at the very end.

Can also be used in shortened notation: i.e. "GTD."
"2nd & 3?" "Defense in cover 2?" "Trips left?" "HB Direct? "Pulsating?"....GUARANTEED TD...or...real life example...Having some girls over eh? Beer pong? Watching a movie and cuddling after? pleeease....Guaranteed TD.
by Jimmy33 December 9, 2005
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Gayani

1. A Gayani is a wonderful and extremely sweet person, very cute, intelligent, adventurous and pretty. Cares a lot for other people, animals and babies with curly hair.

2. Huggable.
You'd rather hug a pineapple than that girl, she should be a bit more Gayani!
by AsYuR August 21, 2011
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Grieser Guarantee

The Grieser Guarantee is a phrase used when you are one hundred percent positive that you are correct. First used by Eric Grieser, this guarantee can't be false.
"I Grieser guarantee that North Carolina is going to win the 2005 NCAA Championship Tournament."
by Eric Grieser April 12, 2005
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Winger guarantee

A Jeff Winger alternative to a very important promise.

Invented in the tv show Community by Jeff Winger.
Jeff Winger: Il get you 5 more customers by the end of this, and that’s a Winger Guarantee
by FitnessGram™ Pacer Test December 22, 2021
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Guayaquil

Forget that fucking Quito, man...Let´s go to Guayaquil, we´ll found some hot pussys there
by Satano November 17, 2006
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