Guatemalan pocket rocket

The act of recieving a reach around through one's front pocket.

Me so horny, me give you Guatemalan pocket rocket.

Guatemalan pocket rocket by nevrnoswat2do September 21, 2006

Guatemalan Facehat 

The delicate art of a women putting both legs behind her head and performing oral inter-coarse

Can you do that thing with your legs behind your head? Guatemalan Facehat I don't think so.

Guatemalan Facehat by Sheisse Grenata March 6, 2009

Guatemalans

Bad ass mother fuckers that can kick your ass in a heart beat if he wanted to. Dont look at them wrong or you might provoke them, to kick your mother fucking ass. Better breed than Puerto Ricans and Mexicans.

Those Guatemalans kicked my ass last night at that party because I looked at their ginormous Dicks

Guatemalans by CMT ( Corn, MIke, Tim) July 27, 2008

Guatemalan bake sale 

1. (n) - a bake sale held exclusively in Guatemala, usually featuring traditionaly Guatemalan baked goods

2. (v) - to utterly destroy an opponent in verbal, physical, or electronic battle in a quick or excessively voilent manner

derived from the vigor with which Guatemalan women push their goods onto prospective consumers, and the aftermath that can result from over-zealous advertisment of said baked goods.

1. "I bought this delicious loaf of plantain bread at the Guatemalan bake sale.

2. "I've got 150 hydralisks and 100 zerglings all completely upgraded heading into your base, and they can all fly and are invisable."
"Whoa! I'm aboutta get Guatemalan bake selled (acceptable substitution = Guatemalan bake sold)"

Guatemalan bake sale by Silent Rip January 6, 2005

Guatemalan Blumpkin 

The sexual act of a man receiving a blowjob while sitting on the toilet, and while climaxing, he vomits on the back of his partner's head.

"Girl, what happened to your hair?"
"My nasty ass boy friend Guatemalan Blumpkined me!"

Guatemalan Blumpkin by Jarred Retro August 4, 2006

Guatemalan Guinea Pig 

Find a partner with a raging bush, then perform anal sex. When your almost at climax pull out and have your partner poop a large plump turd. Ejaculate on the plump log to create the glue, then shave your partners bush onto it giving the appearance of a guinea pig. Now you have a pet you can kick around and enjoy.

Dude I was with some fat bitch the other night and we did a Guatemalan Guinea Pig so after sex we played around with it for hours...then we danced.

Guatemalan Guinea Pig by Big Randall February 21, 2011

Guatemalan Treetop Monkey Bang 

The sexual occurrence of two mestizo females seated on the male, one on the male's face and one on his erect penis while another female throws poo at the male whilst seated on a bookcase or some other high vantage point.

I contracted SuperHerpes while engaged in a Guatemalan Treetop Monkey Bang, and the SuperHerpes won't stop singing about it.

Guatemalan Treetop Monkey Bang by Mizerk July 10, 2010