Guacamole Nigga Penis

When a man's penis has the texture of Guacamole when wet.

Girl 1: Girl, I can't fuck him. I sucked his dick and he had that Guacamole Nigga Penis.
Girl 2: Eww!!! That's disgusting, period!

by kkillphil December 30, 2018

Guadalupe

The most beautiful and hottest girl in the world. She also know as "Lupita". Kind,funny,sexy,cute,nice. Smart and friendly. She also loveable just like Joel

GUADALUPE IS NICE.

by Rivera 3 April 8, 2017

guacadossy

The term involves hitting a person/persons named josh with an avacado. The avacado then explodes turning said avacado into guacamole. Thus producing a guacadossy.

Hey look at that guy named josh over there, lets smack him with an avocado. Call that a guacadossy.

Hey guy named josh you like avacados cuh?
Guy named josh: yea cuh
You a guacadossy cuh.

by JAK3ZILLA May 11, 2018

guacamole nigga penis

skai jackson's trigger words (in that order)

anyone: guacamole nigga penis

skai jackson: BOTH ARE UPCOMING FRESHMEN AT ____ _____ HIGH SCHOOL IN ________, _______. THEY ARE BOTH VERY RACIST AND SAY THE N WORD CONSTANTLY!

by Samee Ray June 22, 2020

guacanomster

a human individual or possibly semi-fictitious animal, with a constant craving for guacamole and guacamole related accessories. Often prefaced with adjectives such as voracious, insatiable, or ravenous.

Buddy: Man, is your wife making Mexican again tonight?
Man: Yup. She's a voracious, insatiable, ravenous guacanomster!

by mlkman May 28, 2011

Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes

When you're so surprised you ascend every other holy moly variation there is

Person 1: Dude I just got the rarest item in the game
Person 2: Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes
Person 1: ew

by some urban dictionary user November 14, 2020

guacamole

A mexican food made of avocado, tomato, onion, salt and sometimes chile. Usually put over tacos and tostadas.

Man, this guacamole is good!

by Jeda March 25, 2004