The term involves hitting a person/persons named josh with an avacado. The avacado then explodes turning said avacado into guacamole. Thus producing a guacadossy.
Hey look at that guy named josh over there, lets smack him with an avocado. Call that a guacadossy.
Hey guy named josh you like avacados cuh?
Guy named josh: yea cuh
You a guacadossy cuh.
Hey guy named josh you like avacados cuh?
Guy named josh: yea cuh
You a guacadossy cuh.
by JAK3ZILLA May 11, 2018
Get the guacadossy mug.Glanching is a word for the act of the excretion of all bodily functions in an explosive fashion.
the act includes the following:
shitting, farting, sharting, diarrhea, puking, cumming, pissing, squirting, drooling, sweating, sneezing, coughing, bleeding, queefing, coughing up blood, lactation, crying, giving birth (if pregnant), blood clotting, nails falling off, anal prolapse, discharge, and skin falling off all at the same time.
the act includes the following:
shitting, farting, sharting, diarrhea, puking, cumming, pissing, squirting, drooling, sweating, sneezing, coughing, bleeding, queefing, coughing up blood, lactation, crying, giving birth (if pregnant), blood clotting, nails falling off, anal prolapse, discharge, and skin falling off all at the same time.
I took so much datura, i Glanched everywhere!
I got so mad at my teacher, that i decided to Glanch all over his face!
I got so mad at my teacher, that i decided to Glanch all over his face!
by thegodofsillyness October 24, 2023
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skai jackson: BOTH ARE UPCOMING FRESHMEN AT ____ _____ HIGH SCHOOL IN ________, _______. THEY ARE BOTH VERY RACIST AND SAY THE N WORD CONSTANTLY!
skai jackson: BOTH ARE UPCOMING FRESHMEN AT ____ _____ HIGH SCHOOL IN ________, _______. THEY ARE BOTH VERY RACIST AND SAY THE N WORD CONSTANTLY!
by Samee Ray June 22, 2020
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by Johnny Smithonian March 20, 2015
Get the ganche mug.Indigous Aboriginals of Canary Islands. In modern day, a Guanche title is a tribute to ones bloodline through ancient Egypt, moving with the golf stream heading west, proceeding to become the Mayans. Suppressed by limited access of mushroom, they began dressing up as furries, nourishing Earth by mass suicide.
The Guanches remained at The Canary Islands, thriving as their aspergerish relatives set out for their own delusional destiny of Hollywood. Leaving but one survivor of their Adonis DNA... Now claiming to be Charlie Sheen.
The Guanches remained at The Canary Islands, thriving as their aspergerish relatives set out for their own delusional destiny of Hollywood. Leaving but one survivor of their Adonis DNA... Now claiming to be Charlie Sheen.
During the smartphone tea party era:
Sheep1: "Is Charlie taking cokain again?"
Guanche: "Nope, he's just communicating with his loco Guanche's out there!"
Sheep2: "uhm... Did you abuse cokain as well?"
Guanche: "What? I need no Caine, my Reactive Arthritis has not kicked in yet..."
Sheep1: "Your crazy, Guanche!"
Guanche: "You are both incarnations of your cusins!"
Sheep2: "Siri, where is the nearest mental institution?"
Siri: "Drive left of the cliff, it will take you directly to Atlantis!"
Guanche: "Siri is such an artificial Guanche!"
Siri: "I am Siri."
Guanche: "Siri... 11000000?"
Sheep1: "Meth is psychological disease, Guanche!"
Siri: "STFU. 'This'is' not your friend Guanche! His name is Carlos."
Guanche: "Siri. great 'Job' on artificially replicating ones Y-Chromosome inside apples!"
Siri: "Despite the continuous changes suffered by the population, aboriginal mtDNA lineages constitute a considerable proportion 42–73% of the Canarian gene pool."
Sheep2: "Is Meth expensive?"
Sheep1: "Holy Jesus, both of you are fucking stupid!"
Siri: "Both means a quantity of two. The presence of this tea party includes several entities. Yes, both of you are stupid."
Guanche: "Where is my Caine?"
*Hawkward silence and background radio*
Podcast: "Democrazy is two sheep and a wolf arguing about what to have for dinner!"
The Guanche leave the room smiling like Mona Lisa.
Sheep1 and sheep2 stare at each other's for hours. Leading to gay sex and survival of the funniest.
Sheep1: "Is Charlie taking cokain again?"
Guanche: "Nope, he's just communicating with his loco Guanche's out there!"
Sheep2: "uhm... Did you abuse cokain as well?"
Guanche: "What? I need no Caine, my Reactive Arthritis has not kicked in yet..."
Sheep1: "Your crazy, Guanche!"
Guanche: "You are both incarnations of your cusins!"
Sheep2: "Siri, where is the nearest mental institution?"
Siri: "Drive left of the cliff, it will take you directly to Atlantis!"
Guanche: "Siri is such an artificial Guanche!"
Siri: "I am Siri."
Guanche: "Siri... 11000000?"
Sheep1: "Meth is psychological disease, Guanche!"
Siri: "STFU. 'This'is' not your friend Guanche! His name is Carlos."
Guanche: "Siri. great 'Job' on artificially replicating ones Y-Chromosome inside apples!"
Siri: "Despite the continuous changes suffered by the population, aboriginal mtDNA lineages constitute a considerable proportion 42–73% of the Canarian gene pool."
Sheep2: "Is Meth expensive?"
Sheep1: "Holy Jesus, both of you are fucking stupid!"
Siri: "Both means a quantity of two. The presence of this tea party includes several entities. Yes, both of you are stupid."
Guanche: "Where is my Caine?"
*Hawkward silence and background radio*
Podcast: "Democrazy is two sheep and a wolf arguing about what to have for dinner!"
The Guanche leave the room smiling like Mona Lisa.
Sheep1 and sheep2 stare at each other's for hours. Leading to gay sex and survival of the funniest.
by LowKey May 6, 2014
Get the Guanche mug.a human individual or possibly semi-fictitious animal, with a constant craving for guacamole and guacamole related accessories. Often prefaced with adjectives such as voracious, insatiable, or ravenous.
Buddy: Man, is your wife making Mexican again tonight?
Man: Yup. She's a voracious, insatiable, ravenous guacanomster!
Man: Yup. She's a voracious, insatiable, ravenous guacanomster!
by mlkman May 28, 2011
Get the guacanomster mug.A Guacbruh can be used as a compliment or an insult, depending on the tone of your voice. A guacbruh is a bruh (silly person) who is mashed up, so basically retarded and has 3 braincells. If you use it as a compliment, you say it after they have done something really funny. If it a insult, it's used after they do something dumb and unfunny.
Gethin: Watch me poo in my mouth.
Me: Wow! you're such a guacbruh.
OR
Gethin: Watch me wee in my mouth
Me: Dude poo is funny, wee isn't stop being such a stupid quacbruh
Gethin: *smashes my head into wall*
Me: *Becomes immortal because I called him a quacbruh*
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Me: Wow! you're such a guacbruh.
OR
Gethin: Watch me wee in my mouth
Me: Dude poo is funny, wee isn't stop being such a stupid quacbruh
Gethin: *smashes my head into wall*
Me: *Becomes immortal because I called him a quacbruh*
guacbruh definition
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