Grustling

Two hairy, bearded men naked wrestling

Hey homie, did you see those two guys grustling?!?

I sure did!!

by B33rbelly February 25, 2022

Godsplaining

The attempt to earn cultural capital or seduce by explaining spiritual concepts to people even though no one has asked for or needs an explanation.

Yeah, I overheard him Godsplaining to you last night at yoga. Ugh.

by shambhi December 13, 2015

girlsplain

When a girl named Karen tells you to stop mansplaining.

Karen: "women are paid 77 cents for every man dollar"

Chad: "well actually every serious study showed that there more factors than just gender like how long they worked there and education"

Karen: "Stop mansplaining you patriarchal fuckface"

Chad: You failed at life, maybe less girlsplaining.

by RiddleTom March 26, 2022

goysplain

A rhetorical fallacy employed to deflect serious criticism of Zionist occupation, based on the premise that only Jews can authoritatively discuss events in Palestine

Although Josh used to delegitimize critics by accusing them of anti-semitism and goysplaining, he could not fathom the idea that he was jewsplaining Palestinian suffering from the point of view of someone who sympathized with an occupationist regime and its apartheid policies.

by Sheila Shatila May 26, 2021

gurusplaining

when someone over-explains and gets all profound like they're trying to teach a great life lesson, but they really just need to speak their mind along with the rest of us mortals

Maybe I said something that offended him, but I'll never know. He just started gurusplaining about compassionate communication until I walked away.

by HeavenOnEarth March 2, 2023

gurusplaining

The act of overwhelming someone with seemingly profound but ultimately impractical or vague "wisdom" and "insights," often delivered with unwarranted authority. What some self-professed influencer coaches do instead of actual coaching.

I asked my new life coach for help with my job search strategy. But instead of asking about my skills or interests, she spent the entire session gurusplaining to me how "the universe manifests your deepest intentions" and "success is a mindset, not a destination."

by TheRealKeoki May 16, 2025

Gibsplain

when someone's "explanation" of something is so convoluted that it confuses and confounds folks who know the subject.

Let me gibsplain you something: i...i...i ... uhhh ...i ... i ...i .... 6 bits... uhh ... i mean 4: anyway perfect scenario firefox 0.0.0.1.2.53.23.2 patch 2.

by hax234234234234234 January 7, 2010