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Grumpenis

General irritability, or GRUMPINESS, from a lack of sexual release or satisfaction. Can also be the cause of anger, short tempers and volatile behavior. Long bouts with Grumpenis may cause depression in some men.

It is recommended that Grumpenis be relieved with the use of a slumpbuster, twice daily, for a length of 10 days, if possible.
I haven't gotten laid in a month and my grumpenis is really starting to effect my overall mood.
by 73dart_swinger June 30, 2010
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thumpy grumpkin

When you recieve a blumpkin from your grandma while your rabbit eats a carrot
I got the best thumpy grumpkin of my life from grandma Bernie
by Smittywerbenyagerbenjenson April 26, 2008
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grumpied

to have defecated somewhere
by Mikey May 13, 2005
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Grumming

The act of grumming involves masturbating while defacating, having a wank while having a shit.
Sam was caught grumming by his mum
by lorenzo30 February 11, 2010
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tucan grumping dongered

the process of getting a large spoon of mayonaise and putting it in your mouth and chewing on it constantly making a irratating chunky mushy noise.
me and jimmy tucan grumping dongered last night it was epic shit.
by dsc big boi June 12, 2011
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Game-Grumping

Playing an incredibly popular video game, often for hundreds of hours, and learning nothing whatsoever.

This can either dramatically lower your enjoyment, or raise it far higher than it should be.
"I just played Blank for the past week! It was so much fun!"
"Nice! What did you think of Story?"
"What? Oh I don't give a shit. I was just Game-Grumping."
by vertgeburger March 14, 2022
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Grumpiss

When you see a friend acting both grumpy and pissed. Call them Grumpiss and it will put a smile on their face!
"Hey, are you Grumpiss"
"HahHa what is a Grumpiss"

" you mutherfucker "
by anonymous June 4, 2016
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