Grumble Porn

really sick hybrid porn, especially that porn which involves not only dwarves, but shemale scatophile dwarves

I Hate You! You're Such A Grumble Porn-Star!

by Bubba July 14, 2003

Grumble Fish

A fish or person that seems to grumble an awful amount. Also known as "Grumble Toad" in extreme circumstances. Can be shortened to "G Fish".

Person 1 : "HEY Bek! Stop being such a Grumble Fish you silly Sally Sad Sacks!"
Bek: "Hey, im verging on Grumble Toad status here so back off pal!"

by Punk Ratius March 26, 2007

Grumble Strip

A totally undisguised fart, a proud display of arse trumpetting that causes whatever the giver is sitting on to reverberate like a car driving on the rumble strip of a motor-way. The best exponents can deliver a sound also similar to tyres on a rumble strip.

Brian was on the sofa the other night when he produced a grumble strip of such magnitude that his mrs shot her bolt in the excitement.

by TinoD August 19, 2009

grumble junkie

Internet commenter whose entire output consists of complaints. Grumble junkies are mostly conservative-leaning posters complaining about the President (and any one remotely associated with him in any way), though experts theorize that should a conservative get elected President, liberals will rapidly take to the fore of this peculiar subcuture.

Real Concerned Citizen: "Impeach Obummer, Biden, Holder, Reid, and Kerry NOW! The government is conspiring to take YOUR (insert amendment here) rights!"
(scramble names, repeat 10x daily)

Reply: "Man, you are such a grumble junkie."

by nycsongs November 26, 2013

grumble suck

When a girl blows you and makes half Moan and half mumble something and you can't hear her. But continue spreading cum in her throat. Don't forget breath mints.

That whore totally grumble sucked me hard. Didn't hear what she said but I don't care. She only cost me $30

by boost the monster May 14, 2015

Grumble-grape

A gurgling fart bubble that pops with a low groan.

I popped a grumble-grape in my pants last night leaving a nasty stain.

by Drpig123 November 28, 2010

Grumble Porn

a combination of the sickest, most disgusting porn

an example of grumble porn is:
a still born male siamese horse with it's head up with mother's arse being shat on, with a male old midget bum fucking it whilst spank the horse with a whip

"Haha, Jack's into Grumble Porn!"

by Dan July 13, 2003