Groupie hoe

A Groupie Hoe Is A Guy/Girl That Dates people from the same group of friends.

John-"hey wasnt she dating that one guy"
Bob-"nah they broke up, now she's with his best friend"
john-"whoa then after that itll be the rest of his friends lol groupie hoe "

by LightBrightMeTight January 16, 2011

groupie

A young woman, often under age, who seeks to achieve status by having sex with rock musicians, roadies, security, and other band-related guys. See Suzy Creamcheese.

She was a groupie for Nirvana, but she never got past blowing the roadies.

by oner March 16, 2004

Groupie Whore

A groupie whore is a girl who will sleep with a famous person or band/group member because of that person's social value alone in an attempt to boost their self esteem and feelings of self worth.

After the rock concert, maggie, dressed like a skank, rushed to the bands' trailer and fucked one of the band members so that she could brag to all her friends. Shes a true groupie whore.

by Matt778890 July 29, 2007

groping the goose

Slang for a male masturbating or grabbing his dick

Random guy: my dicks raw after I was groping the goose

by gooser94 January 11, 2014

Focus-Groupie

A person who makes their living by participating in as many focus groups as possible.

Jennifer is a Focus-Groupie - all she does is participate in focus groups for a living.

by thejdog2007 May 20, 2009

On The Gripping Hand

A ternary logic used when you are dealing with three equally unpleasant alternatives rather than two; the third (gripping) hand being dominant or determinative. Expression common among sci fi geeks and computer people.

From a science fiction novel entitled "The Mote In God's Eye" where an intelligent alien race has evolved with two minor arms (with fine fingers for work) on their right and one larger (gripping) arm with three strong fingers on their left.

On the one hand, Obama's a knucklehead and I can't stand him. On the other hand, he still has a lot of people who thinks he walks on water. On the gripping hand, we only have to put up with him for two more years, so we shouldn't bother to try to impeach him.

by Odgred Weary November 24, 2010

groupie love

When rap artists or other types of artists get with their fans. or vice-versa.

"Nate Dogg in the house tonight looking for some groupie love" -213

by bojzzle September 10, 2004