grounch

The big disabled spazzy version of the grinch, likes to shag cats and get naked over trees

Wow James Hegarty is such a grounch

by Billybobbly man tits November 18, 2018

goonch

The sound a vagina makes when it is so loose that when the lips of the Vagina shut they make a clapping noise.

That poor woman had such bad goonch that it could be heard over the noise of the clapping crowd at the concert last night.

by David The Twin July 4, 2006

Grooch

singlewhite-eggnog is someone who is very very very very nice.
You can refer to anyone as a grooch, but you are also referring to them as singlewhite-eggnog.

kathie: singlewhite-eggnog is a grooch.
singlewhite-eggnog: yes i am

by dinosaaaaaawr December 28, 2008

Gronchy

What a car or truck or motorcycle is like when the shifter requires several throws to achieve the next gear, the reason being anything from a maladjusted clutch plate to a set of synchronizers that have burned out.

First gear to second in this thing is gronchy.

by Farty McCrablice March 21, 2017

Goonch

Pronounced: Goo-n-ch
The word Goonch is used to describe the area of skin between a penis and a vagina on a human Hermaphrodite

Example: Hey don't make me kick you in the Goonch!!

by Zac River Storm February 6, 2008

Gronch

The amount of force behind a shit. Goes good with the song "Under Pressure" by Queen

Dude my gronch is building. I need to be passing legislation

by Applejacks1898 December 29, 2014

gronch

To crush and/ or mangle something.

"I gronched my burger when I sat on it."

by Shannon Bell December 28, 2005