Gronking

Violently spiking an object (most common is a football) to the ground in celebration.

Gronking a department store mannequin leg.

by NUChickens December 17, 2011

Gronk

a total loser, moron and idiot who always says "ill just" before he/she does anything

go to "wings n' things" in Ryde NSW AUSTRALIA, and you will know exactly what a gronk is - trust me!!!

by Fully_The_Sickest_Bro_Ever October 18, 2003

Gronion

Pronounced like onion with 'Gr' in front, and usually in the plural.

Singular: - A left (or right) sailor's testicle that has been grossly inflated by a true 'blow' job in some stinking back-street Asian or Arab port during shore leave.

Plural - (Gronions) The worst scenario. Both balls about to explode through over-inflation, usually brought about by the aforesaid vicious fellatio, but with the added intervention of the house madam sticking a finger up the rectum at the same time.

Ship's Doctor:

'You seem to have a severe case of the Gronions'.

Sailor:

'Is there any cure?'

Ship's Doctor:

'No; but if you're willing, I suggest you donate one to Arsenal and the other to Man. U.'

by Albert Woods September 27, 2007

gronkasaurus

a fool, an idiot, a dickhead, a silly person but a good friend. Not used as an insult

Jessy is my little gronkasaurus

by LiL baybee gurl <3 August 10, 2007

gronk

he's a friendly guy

gronk is a friendly guy

by Gronkaly Donkaly February 13, 2023

gronowed

The stage of drunkeness after becoming paralytic

Person 1: Hey dude shall we get drunk tonight?

Person 2: mate its Friday night let's get gronowed

by g town definitions April 15, 2014

Gronk

British railfan slang for a class 08 locomotive. Class 08 are a diesel-electric shunter made between 1952-62.

That Gronk is such a beast.

by Trainspotter_SYorks December 13, 2018